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72. When ever someone throws an insult, jab, or a potshot your way. Make sure you always take it as a joke.

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73. If someone happens to pee on your leg, then tells you it is raining out, make sure to take their word on that as Gospel.

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74. Set yourself up as judge and jury. Be quick to pass sentence, especially if or whenever you've got the goods on someone you dislike.

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75. Set up a blog, and run those you don't like down to the very lowest, it is always good for a laugh.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
72. When ever someone throws an insult, jab, or a potshot your way. Make sure you always take it as a joke.
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Yes, because it is just so much better to whine about it. Or start attacking the person back under some excuse of "standing up for yourself." Heaven forbid you should make light of the situation or let something slide - someone, somewhere, might think you are not "tough". Making sure everyone knows how tough you are is more important than the ability to laugh at yourself.

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76. Kick up a lot of dust in your job. Try to obscure the battlefields of life, in all realms, so that the generals can't see what's going on.

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77. Don't stop to smell the flowers. They will probably give you an allergy.

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78. Make insults towards people in the guise of a joke. Then have the gall to tell them they do not have the ablility to laugh at themselves, it will make you feel good about yourself.

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79. Assume everything is always aboot you. You are the centre of everyone's universe. You, you, you...

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Originally posted by Raven69
79. Assume everything is always about you. You are the centre of everyone's universe. You, you, you...
You misspelled aboot.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
You misspelled aboot.

GRANNY.
Fixed, eh? 😵

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80. Go around kicking guys in the balls and giving girls cooch kicks.

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81. to 90. Totally ignore the Ten Commandments. Confuse their purpose. It's a 'Freedom Code' designed to protect and perpetuate the human race.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
81. to 90. Totally ignore the Ten Commandments. Confuse their purpose. It's a 'Freedom Code' designed to protect and perpetuate the human race.


91. Over play your cards.

92. Punch above your weight class.

93. Underestimate your opponent.

94. Gloat whenever you win.

95. Whine and mew when you lose.

96. Ignore sound principle.

97. Undervalue the truth.

98. Major on minor things.

99. Dishonor your parents.

100. Reject any and all authority.

101. Waste your life.



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Bump...Just to say, you got away from the game, and kind of hogged the Step thingy at the end. 😛