100 Easy Steps...

Originally posted by duecer
17. offer delicious candies to youn...er legal age girls

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Eat your own poop.

Originally posted by duecer
wut?

19. Jack off so much when you're younger that by the time you do have sex you cant feel anything.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word of your...

21. Believe your intelligence makes you superior to your below expectation parents.

22, Wait until you are over 60 before a wonderful lady tells you that the fiendish compulsion that has made your life miserable since early childhood is actually called tourette's syndrome and is very common and you only have a mild case of it and stop needing to disguise it with introversion.

23. Never play on teams. If you do, be clever. Coach is stupid. Get your own way.

24. Learn the gentle art of becoming bitter. Harbor grudges. Practice on your family.



25. Cave to peer pressure. Giant sucking sound you hear is the vacuum in your soul.

26. Tout your own brain. In time you'll no longer be young enough to know everything.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Step 3.142 is admitting you have a problem.

Originally posted by duecer
did someone touch you in a bad place again?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
HoH HAS no bad places you could touch him.

P-

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
26. Tout your own brain. In time you'll no longer be young enough to know everything.