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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Probably a good suggestion, if you are a hermit. 😉
Remember, Rusty, we're looking at a "100 Easy Steps" to achieving failure with happiness and success with misery. Raven's on the money.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
56. Devote your entire life to living in panic palace and going out each day on a frantic search for happiness. Become pregnant with

your deep seated frustration. Enjoy the labor pains of your vanity. Give birth to a full life of the deceit of a tortured and unstable soul.

Dig a grave. Explore it. Check the feel of it and fit. In desperation, fall into it head first. Your epitaph, " Commonsense doesn't work."
57. __________

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Remember, Rusty, we're looking at a "100 Easy Steps" to achieving failure with happiness and success with misery. Raven's on the money.


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Yes, she is and a great suggestion if you happen to be a hermit! 😀

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Yes, she is and a great suggestion if you happen to be a hermit! 😀
Okay, Rusty. You win. Your prize is the opportunity to do #57.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Okay, Rusty. You win. Your prize is the opportunity to do #57.



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FIXED 😀

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57. Watch out for the a$$'s you kick today, for they could be the boss whos a$$ you kiss, down the road.

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58. Purpose each blessed day to make a maximum number of wrong decisions. Safety net them with boisterous rants and raw emotional

reactions, Develop unrealistic expectations. Fixate on inordinate competition. Seek quick fixes, aspirin panaceas and band aid solutions.

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59. Take a bit of time out of every day to worry about the little things.

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Originally posted by Raven69
59. Take a bit of time out of every day to worry about the little things.
Kick ass first and ask questions later

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Kick ass first and ask questions later
#61. Buy everything with a credit card and then declare bankruptcy.

#62. When you drive a big new pickup you do not have to drive the speed limit or yield to someone who has the right-of-way.

#63. Find the raunchiest rock music on your car radio and drive slowly around town with your windows down and the volume up full blast. That is sure to attract the chicks.

#64. When you sit in a movie theater, whistle and make cat calls during sad scenes.

#65. Never pick up your mess. That is what your mother or wife is for.

#66. Grip and complain when things don't go your way. Even if people are not able to make things better for you.

# 67. When you visit someone you know who is in the hospital, laugh loudly and tell jokes. Be sure to stay over visiting hours. It is sure to cheer up your friend's roommate.

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68. Select trendy, outlandish names for your babies. Don't hesitate to strap them on for a lifetime. Take your lead from the Hollywood herd.

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Originally posted by ale1552
#61. Buy everything with a credit card and then declare bankruptcy.

#62. When you drive a big new pickup you do not have to drive the speed limit or yield to someone who has the right-of-way.

#63. Find the raunchiest rock music on your car radio and drive slowly around town with your windows down and the volume up full blast. That is sure to attract ...[text shortened]... ll jokes. Be sure to stay over visiting hours. It is sure to cheer up your friend's roommate.
I thought the thread topic was:

100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain, and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth.

You're just complaining about people you don't like.

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69. Never turn down an opportunity to publicly complain about trivial matters and people who should have no effect on your life. Let annoyances consume you.

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70. http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/kornholio360/Funnay/1181339559219.jpg

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71. Take every insult/criticism close to heart. Do not under any circumstances try to turn it into a joke. And let is bother you for days to come.