Originally posted by Grampy Bobby57. __________
56. Devote your entire life to living in panic palace and going out each day on a frantic search for happiness. Become pregnant with
your deep seated frustration. Enjoy the labor pains of your vanity. Give birth to a full life of the deceit of a tortured and unstable soul.
Dig a grave. Explore it. Check the feel of it and fit. In desperation, fall into it head first. Your epitaph, " Commonsense doesn't work."
Originally posted by Scotty70#61. Buy everything with a credit card and then declare bankruptcy.
Kick ass first and ask questions later
#62. When you drive a big new pickup you do not have to drive the speed limit or yield to someone who has the right-of-way.
#63. Find the raunchiest rock music on your car radio and drive slowly around town with your windows down and the volume up full blast. That is sure to attract the chicks.
#64. When you sit in a movie theater, whistle and make cat calls during sad scenes.
#65. Never pick up your mess. That is what your mother or wife is for.
#66. Grip and complain when things don't go your way. Even if people are not able to make things better for you.
# 67. When you visit someone you know who is in the hospital, laugh loudly and tell jokes. Be sure to stay over visiting hours. It is sure to cheer up your friend's roommate.
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#61. Buy everything with a credit card and then declare bankruptcy.
#62. When you drive a big new pickup you do not have to drive the speed limit or yield to someone who has the right-of-way.
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100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain, and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth.
You're just complaining about people you don't like.