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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
Don' act like u ain' heard me!
What?

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Originally posted by mlprior
What?
That would probably be a good response to nearly every post in this thread...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
That would probably be a good response to nearly every post in this thread...
...except mine, of course...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
...except mine, of course...
naturally

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Originally posted by mlprior
naturally
selection.



Ooooops wrong thread🙄

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gee folks...just trying to tell a little story...only making a joke...i think i dropped a bottle of bees on the linoleum....and to make it very, very clear...my children...the finest children on this earth..are not white as they are eurasian...so please do not place me by assumption in the wrong box for shipment out to the desert somewhere...just leave me on the loading dock..i am waiting for the beer truck at 3:00...put me on that one..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
gee folks...just trying to tell a little story...only making a joke...i think i dropped a bottle of bees on the linoleum....and to make it very, very clear...my children...the finest children on this earth..are not white as they are eurasian...so please do not place me by assumption in the wrong box for shipment out to the desert somewhere...just leave me on the loading dock..i am waiting for the beer truck at 3:00...put me on that one..
I just saw Ice Cold headed for the beer truck with a bottle opener. If he shares, you're ok, but I'm not so sure he's like that when he's thirsty...

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I just saw Ice Cold headed for the beer truck with a bottle opener. If he shares, you're ok, but I'm not so sure he's like that when he's thirsty...
Ice is headed to the recycling plant now. The dude drank all the beer and is going to recycle all of the bottles and cans for a tidy profit. He also has the delivery truck up for auction on eBay. I am telling you, Ice is a natural businessman!!!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Ice is headed to the recycling plant now. The dude drank all the beer and is going to recycle all of the bottles and cans for a tidy profit. He also has the delivery truck up for auction on eBay. I am telling you, Ice is a natural businessman!!!
Yeah, but he needs to read better. Last time he did that so he could buy his own brewery, but he bought the Brewers instead.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Yeah, but he needs to read better. Last time he did that so he could buy his own brewery, but he bought the Brewers instead.
But, have you noticed lately that the Brewers are in first place at the moment? Maybe Ice is far more shrewd than you give him credit for.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
But, have you noticed lately that the Brewers are in first place at the moment? Maybe Ice is far more shrewd than you give him credit for.
I know -- last I looked two games up from the team I'd rather see there 😞 He's a clever one, that Mr. Ice.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I know -- last I looked two games up from the team I'd rather see there 😞 He's a clever one, that Mr. Ice.
I had a dream one time that the Cubs won the World Series and all of the players were on the field celebrating the victory when all of the sudden a voice came out of the clouds and yelled "Psyche!!".

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I had a dream one time that the Cubs won the World Series and all of the players were on the field celebrating the victory when all of the sudden a voice came out of the clouds and yelled "Psyche!!".
LOL!!

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
LOL!!
Then you hear Harry Caray's voice booming "Hey WTF is this? The Cubs won, the Cubs won!!" Then the booming voice says "Sorry Harry, but some things were never meant to be.....here have a Bud on me!!"

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Ice is headed to the recycling plant now. The dude drank all the beer and is going to recycle all of the bottles and cans for a tidy profit. He also has the delivery truck up for auction on eBay. I am telling you, Ice is a natural businessman!!!
Thr truck said Ice House on the side. I thought it was mine. 😞