A to Z of Death

Alcoholic alien's land on Earth and drink us dry, we get upset and comit suicide

Originally posted by Vivaldi
Alcoholic alien's land on Earth and drink us dry, we get upset and comit suicide

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Burgers made me obese and I had a heart attack.

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Cardiac arrest caused by eating too many burgers.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
death caused by heart failure caused by too many burgers

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
death caused by heart failure caused by too many burgers

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
EIEC E. coli infection from eating too many infected burgers leads to septic shock and heart failure.

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Flossed to death by a sadistic dental nurse

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Frightened to death by a mouse

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
giant explosion flings me into an ambulance. The paramedics were on break.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Ho ho ho! The murderer pretended to be Santa Claus.

Originally posted by dottewell
"Imagine all the peo---"

GET DOWN, JOHN, HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

Originally posted by Nordlys
JFK didn't get down in time either.

Originally posted by dottewell
King Kong got down too fast.

Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Lenny didn't go down too slow or too fast, he got hit by a car.

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Murdered by contestants on the x-factor, the day the music died......