Adopt-a-chimp

I'm looking for an abused chimp to adopt.

The chimp should:

(a) be thoroughly abused
(b) have ugly battle scars
(c) smell slightly (preferably of damp)
(d) have a plaintive face
(e) be unable or unwilling to pay $30 a year

The ability to do amusing tricks would be a bonus, but is not necessary.

How about a well spanked monkey ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
How about a well spanked monkey ?