Advice You Would Give New Parents

Advice You Would Give New Parents

1. Always kiss your children goodnight.

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bring it on, please!

Rebuke people who touch your baby's face with their dirty fingers in a way that makes them never do it again.

Make a blue movie with your partner so that you can remember what sex is like.

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Make a blue movie with your partner so that you can remember what sex is like.

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6. Read a few sentences at a time to your newborn. Doing so will acquaint them with the sound and rhythm of language and enjoyment of books..

8. Schedule time for your own individual leisure activities by sharing the 24/7 duties of caring for your newborn.

Don't put table salt on your baby's food.

Don't spoil the fun by worrying too much.

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12. If your musically inclined, sing soft lullabies to your newborn at bedtime.