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Originally posted by eagles54
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I dismissed Bythinia for insubordination to me.

I disagree that you've served Rome well. You've made him look like either a very poor, ineffective leader who has no control over his vassal's whims or a complete backstabber to one who has trusted him to this point. Either way, you've made him look very bad.
I look "very bad"?....to who exactly?
The same people who whined to me when Thrace was given lands by Dacia for free?
That was rich. Suddenly I was responsible for what Dacia does.

Sometimes people do what you don't expect, or want, them to do.
It's actually quite a common phenomenon.
Surprise, surprise.... there is indeed such a thing as free will.

You dismissed Bythinia for "insubordination"? Okay.... well I hope you found that empowering.
Massilia is not my subordinate. He's my client. And I'm not running a bootcamp.
Defend the provinces I cede you, check that you have diplomatically protected borders and drop this idea that I read minds, control what other players do and generally walk with gods in my spare time.

Is this what it's like to be Bosse?

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Eagles, how come you have midgets manning your ballistae in Lycaonia?

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The Cimmerians know how to make friends :-)

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Eagles, how come you have midgets manning your ballistae in Lycaonia?
I'll have you know they're Little People, not midgets.


The midgets are on station in Isauria.

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Originally posted by nook7
The Cimmerians know how to make friends :-)
But not quintremes!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
But not quintremes!
Aha, and neither do l, alas the Ilyrians will not rule the waves...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
But not quintremes!
Enjoy your goat boat little willy, I mean, little billy.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Enjoy your goat boat little willy, I mean, little billy.
Thanks!

http://www.cbe.uidaho.edu/tgordon/Funny%20Photos/smiling%20goat.JPG

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The Bythinian capitol liberated from the clutches of the Mad King of Cappadocia!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The Bythinian capitol liberated from the clutches of the Mad King of Cappadocia!
I'm glad to be rid of it.

Stunk of old, wet dog fur.

Now I'm sure it will stink like a goat barn.

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Originally posted by eagles54
I'm glad to be rid of it.

Stunk of old, wet dog fur.

Now I'm sure it will stink like a goat barn.
I'm rubbing my nuts over everything I can find.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'm rubbing my nuts over everything I can find.
Has there ever been anyplace where you *haven't* rubbed your nuts?

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Originally posted by eagles54
Has there ever been anyplace where you *haven't* rubbed your nuts?
He cant answer that on the grounds he will incriminate many :-)

How did Ilyria fare (stuck at workstill)?

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Originally posted by nook7
How did Ilyria fare (stuck at workstill)?
Dacia took Liburnia.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Dacia took Liburnia.
Interesting, he didnt bot out after all.

Well all Dacian gains are temporary only :-)