Agony aunt

Originally posted by epic0002
nope😞 Arby and earthworm thought you were a tutor and needed help with homework...

Originally posted by yo its me
Oh I see. I see you explained to them. Well we could shut up shop till the draught or make some up, which do you prefer?

Um, it wasn't homework. Or anything other than a mockery. 😛

Originally posted by yo its me
Have a dilema? Send it in a message, feel free and this auntie will get back to you here for all to read your identity secret.

Or I might just make some up 😵

Originally posted by rbmorris
I'm trying to figure out why I'm so awesome. Would you say it has more to do with my dashing good looks, , my superhuman intellect or my irresistible charm?

Dear Yo

I'm scared to death of my own urine. I have to flush the toilet at least 6 times after a visit, and even then I lock the door for a good hour, just in case it comes back out and finds me.

Help
Mad Mac

Originally posted by Earthworm
1)If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
2)Is global warming a myth? Show your working.
3)Do you believe Taiwan should be considered independent from China?

Originally posted by yo its me
Have a dilema? Send it in a message, feel free and this auntie will get back to you here for all to read your identity secret.

Or I might just make some up 😵

Dear Mad Mac MacMad,

This is a complicated phycilogical problem that we at the aunts call Uriphobia. Give your urine a pet name and try talking to it.

I hope this helps.
AA

Originally posted by yo its me
Dear Mad Mac MacMad,

This is a complicated phycilogical problem that we at the aunts call Uriphobia. Give your urine a pet name and try talking to it.

I hope this helps.
AA

Dear Shavixmir,

This has been going on for four long years and you need some releif. I think sacrificing your knights espically early on in the game should break the cycle.
This is a very common concern and I have even written a book 'Knights a turn on' overly priced at a shop near you.

AA

Originally posted by Frank Burns
OK, here's the deal. On two occasions my wife and I have had our sleep disturbed by cats actually fighting on top of our sleeping bodies. This is true. In the ensuing melees we got the hell scratched out of us, deep bleeding wounds. And of course we were properly pissed off.

So I did the manly thing and punted the offending cat (the one who starte ...[text shortened]... distance? Keep in mind I kick with my right foot.

I eagerly await your answer.

Frank

Dear Yo,

when i read the Agony aunt's thread i cant stop laughing, causing my cheeks to hurt. is there anything i can do to prevent that?
Not reading is not an option, i HAVE TO.

thx,
zozo

Dear zozo,

Thank you for your letter, as you know we are all different and I take everyones proberlms seriously.
I wonder if more compfy pants would ease the pain?

Yours AA

Dear Yo,

thank you for your reply, im afraid i was allready wearing my most confy pants.
I will try no pants for a while.

Thanks for the option again,

zozo