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Have a dilema? Send it in a message, feel free and this auntie will get back to you here for all to read your identity secret.

Or I might just make some up 😵

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Originally posted by yo its me
Have a dilema? Send it in a message, feel free and this auntie will get back to you here for all to read your identity secret.

Or I might just make some up 😵
OK, here's the deal. On two occasions my wife and I have had our sleep disturbed by cats actually fighting on top of our sleeping bodies. This is true. In the ensuing melees we got the hell scratched out of us, deep bleeding wounds. And of course we were properly pissed off.

So I did the manly thing and punted the offending cat (the one who started the scrap) like a football.

So, in your opinion, after said punt, should the cat spin clockwise or counter clockwise for height and distance? Keep in mind I kick with my right foot.

I eagerly await your answer.

Frank

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Dear Frank,

I see your dilema I really do and there aren't many proberlems this big in life -really. You have to hang on in there. You'll be okay. Littertrays and a snug cat bed in the hall are all you need.

Take care, best wishes.

AA

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Dear Yo

I cant stand senior citizens on the roadways anymore.. so a while back I started to steer head on into their car in a game of chicken hoping they would crash and at least get their drivers license revoked.. My dilemma is those senile people cant see past the hood of their car and I swerve first and lose the game every time... what should I do?

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Originally posted by yo its me
Have a dilema? Send it in a message, feel free and this auntie will get back to you here for all to read your identity secret.

Or I might just make some up 😵
You are too kind. 🙄 Giving up your valuable time to write jocular responses to us.

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Dear Epic,

My dear you have the weight of the world on your shoulders trying to fix this world wide proberlm. I think your efforts are going unnoticed by the ones in need perhaps you could channal your energy into a solution? What about a lovelly cusion for them to sit on with a nice 'EPIC' logo on? can I recomend you make it water prove?

Yours sincerly
AA

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Originally posted by yo its me
Have a dilema? Send it in a message, feel free and this auntie will get back to you here for all to read your identity secret.

Or I might just make some up 😵
You’re sitting on the subway with a cup of coffee on the floor. It never seems to fall, despite the large accelerations and decelerations that the train makes. With what magnitude must the train accelerate (or decelerate) in order to make the cup topple over? Assume that friction is strong enough that the cup does not slide, it just falls. You can think of the cup as an ideal cylinder, full to the brim with coffee that has the same density as water. The dimensions of this perfectly cylindrical cup are diameter = 5cm and height = 12cm.

Additionally...

1) How does the ratio between the diameter and height affect the cup?
2) How does friction play into this?
3) What precision is lost by considering this cup a uniform cylinder?
4) How does an inclination with the ground affect this situation?

I need an answer in about 5 minutes, ok? Thanks.

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1)If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
2)Is global warming a myth? Show your working.
3)Do you believe Taiwan should be considered independent from China?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You’re sitting on the subway with a cup of coffee on the floor. It never seems to fall, despite the large accelerations and decelerations that the train makes. With what magnitude must the train accelerate (or decelerate) in order to make the cup topple over? Assume that friction is strong enough that the cup does not slide, it just falls. You can think of ...[text shortened]... tion with the ground affect this situation?

I need an answer in about 5 minutes, ok? Thanks.
Just in case Yo doesnt get back to you in time

1. You must divide the magnitude by the... OH CRAP.. the bum on the train just knocked the cup over😞

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Another 3 questions for you, but still answer the original ones.
4)Describe the chemical formula for the common comet.
5)Write the suitable first three acts of Love's Labour's Won.
6)Calculate the mass of the Flying Dutchman, if it is 200 metres tall and weighs as much as Taipei 101 during the thunderstorm with an atmospheric pressure of 200, 000 Pa.

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May I remind you people these are personal dilemmas... if you need help with your homework go ask Yo Mutha😠

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Originally posted by epic0002
May I remind you people these are personal dilemmas... if you need help with your homework go ask Yo Mutha😠
Thanks for manning the desk for me epic I had to go, as you know.

Well did anybody pop by for help?

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Yes.

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Originally posted by epic0002
May I remind you people these are personal dilemmas... if you need help with your homework go ask Yo Mutha😠
And really, as yim is being so unbelievably helpful, we should respect his thread, shouldn't we.
😛

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Originally posted by yo its me
Thanks for manning the desk for me epic I had to go, as you know.

Well did anybody pop by for help?
nope😞 Arby and earthworm thought you were a tutor and needed help with homework...

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