Originally posted by yo its meLovely, but should the cat spin clockwise or counter clockwise. It's going to make a differnce whether the impact should be on the inboard or outboard side of my foot.
Dear Frank,
I see your dilema I really do and there aren't many proberlems this big in life -really. You have to hang on in there. You'll be okay. Littertrays and a snug cat bed in the hall are all you need.
Take care, best wishes.
AA
Originally posted by Frank Burnsthese questions belong to the same section as explained by epic:
Lovely, but should the cat spin clockwise or counter clockwise. It's going to make a differnce whether the impact should be on the inboard or outboard side of my foot.
''nope Arby and earthworm thought you were a tutor and needed help with homework...''
try the puzzles forum.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsYou always want to go with the outside of your foot with the natural slope a nice spiral will get you the distance you need.... if you have close quarters.. I would recommend using the tip of the foot for an awkward end over end action to cut down on the distance a bit as this might cut down on any broken lamps,windows,etc.
Lovely, but should the cat spin clockwise or counter clockwise. It's going to make a differnce whether the impact should be on the inboard or outboard side of my foot.
Dear AA,
Whilst online I have been threatened by people on the internet, saying that they are going to take my queen and beat me. I dont like the idea of being beaten up and what makes it worse is i am not even gay, so i dont know why they say they will take my queen.
I copied the conversations but don't know what to do because it isn't the same person all the time, there have been lots of people saying it to me. Others have said that their bishop will ruin my night. this is very scary because i have heard what some of those bishops have been up to with the quior boys and i dont want that in the middle of the night.
I'm really frightened but can't bring myself to tell my friends because they have had the same problem on the internet too and i dont want to bring back bad memories for them.
It hurts what they've said and I'm really upset and alone. Please help me and tell me what to do, please!
a scared 32yo
Dear MCA,
Well my dear, this truelly is a frightening experience you have had. My heart goes out to you (RTS please I will need it back).
The good news is at 32 you are too old for the bishop. My advice to you is to always start a game with a very hetrosexual message, "Leave queen Justin out of this and for your infomation he beats me just fine" That ought to do it.
Your ever caring and helpful AA
Originally posted by yo its meHi AA,
Dear MCA,
Well my dear, this truelly is a frightening experience you have had. My heart goes out to you (RTS please I will need it back).
The good news is at 32 you are too old for the bishop. My advice to you is to always start a game with a very hetrosexual message, "Leave queen Justin out of this and for your infomation he beats me just fine" That ought to do it.
Your ever caring and helpful AA
Thank you for your reply and I shall try to get your heart back to you asap, as I know you might have problems without it.
The fact that I might be too old for the bishop does help alleviate some of my concerns. However my boyish good looks might tempt him and this is worrying. perhaps I should stop shaving and grow a full beard - do you think that this would be enough to put him off?
I shall try your advice about the hetrosexual message in future and see if this helps. Although I am a little concerned about your reference to "Justin" - are you suggesting I should get myself someone to fill this role in my life??
MCA
Dear Yo,
again i found i have a problem, again it concerns pants.
one of my best, not thé, pants have a whole in it at knee hight, now i dont care to much about the hole, i can still use the pants. i have actions, usualy weekly, witch i can use a less decent pants for, now actualy i got some needle and dread and amaturisticly fixed the whole at the knee, well, fixed, lets say the whole is closed. but, now, a new whole appeared right below where the first whole was.
How did this happen so soon?
If i try to fix this whole allso with a needle and dread, will there appear a new whole? will i be using needles endlessly?
Please reply quickly, im desperate what to do with these pants.
Thank you,
zozo
Originally posted by yo its meHi Yo,
Dear Zozo,
Pants are so important. I am terribly sorry to have kept you waiting for my needed advice. A patch of competly different fabric would look good, just like my old history teacher used to have on his cardigan elbows.
AA
i see how that will fix the hole ánd will make me look more intelligent (as far as possible) at the same time!
Working on it, thx,
zozo
Originally posted by Frank Burnsif you were asleep, how do you know which cat started the fight?
OK, here's the deal. On two occasions my wife and I have had our sleep disturbed by cats actually fighting on top of our sleeping bodies. This is true. In the ensuing melees we got the hell scratched out of us, deep bleeding wounds. And of course we were properly pissed off.
So I did the manly thing and punted the offending cat (the one who starte ...[text shortened]... distance? Keep in mind I kick with my right foot.
I eagerly await your answer.
Frank
Originally posted by Frank Burnsand are you sure you are not just using "cat" as a euphemism for "pre-teen"?
OK, here's the deal. On two occasions my wife and I have had our sleep disturbed by cats actually fighting on top of our sleeping bodies. This is true. In the ensuing melees we got the hell scratched out of us, deep bleeding wounds. And of course we were properly pissed off.
So I did the manly thing and punted the offending cat (the one who starte ...[text shortened]... distance? Keep in mind I kick with my right foot.
I eagerly await your answer.
Frank