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Anyone else got a terrible respiratory cold?

Anyone else got a terrible respiratory cold?

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Hey a scouser

🙂

Can I have the tools from my van back?

I spent a month there one night, in bootle.

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Yer lucky I left yer wheels on yer van!

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Hey a scouser

🙂

Can I have the tools from my van back?

I spent a month there one night, in bootle.

😉
Yer lucky I left yer wheels on yer van!

dee do tho don't dee.......dee do dee do dee do

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Hey a scouser

🙂

Can I have the tools from my van back?

I spent a month there one night, in bootle.

😉
Full of thieves is Bootle!

And Anfield and West Derby and Croxteth and Toxteth and Allerton and............and...........

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Women know nothing of the male cold.

My bout nearly stopped me from going to the pub.

I reckon I caught it as I passed liverpool.
I'm better now. Thanks. Its been tough but I'm a better man for the experience.

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Originally posted by Policestate
Mine is now 5 days old, and I appear to be fighting the infection like an 80 year old.
My nose is completely blocked. My head is 30 metres below sea level, and my throat is akin to a tigers tongue.

Anyone want to moan with me?
My deepest sympathies! I'll send over hot tea and soup.

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Originally posted by reader1107
My deepest sympathies! I'll send over hot tea and soup.
He's already better, so you can keep the tea and soup for yourself. Or send some to me. 😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He's already better, so you can keep the tea and soup for yourself. Or send some to me. 😀
Yeah -- I posted in haste. Upon further review, I think I should send it to his girlfriend instead. She can either consume them herself or pour them on him!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Yeah -- I posted in haste. Upon further review, I think I should send it to his girlfriend instead. She can either consume them herself or pour them on him!
Great solution. 😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Great solution. 😀
I live to serve! 😀

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Your concern is touching. I believe my girlfriend is now getting the 'poxy cold for christs sake grow up and get on with it'.
Terrible to see her having to make the lemsips herself, and spending all of her time alone in a damp bed.

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My nose has just started bleeding

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Originally posted by Policestate
My nose has just started bleeding
Could be Bury Bury.

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Hang on I'll just check