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Originally posted by reader1107
It was all I could think of!

Not much of a thinker on a Sunday night?

Originally posted by Lundos
Well, that just goes to show that you can find them anywhere. Sister-in-shank. 😛 Very nice.

This kinda stuff writes itself. 😛

Originally posted by Lundos
Not much of a thinker on a Sunday night?

Not when I'm trying to IM with three people at the same time but in different conversations.

Originally posted by Lundos
Not much of a thinker on a Sunday night?

Who is? Lately, my Sunday night speed is a DVD and chocolate cream pie.

Originally posted by Suzianne
This kinda stuff writes itself. 😛

You used to write bad erotic litterature? 😛

Originally posted by reader1107
Not when I'm trying to IM with three people at the same time but in different conversations.

Lol. Too much info. That's not good for you. You need a new cup of coffee 🙂

Originally posted by Lundos
You used to write bad erotic litterature? 😛

No. I used to write good erotic literature.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Who is? Lately, my Sunday night speed is a DVD and chocolate cream pie.

I'm at work, which basically means I move in some of my games or I take peoples money in poker.

Originally posted by Suzianne
No. I used to write good erotic literature.

Hehe. I bet you did. What is the best word for the "Long John Silver"?

Originally posted by Lundos
Hehe. I bet you did. What is the best word for the "Long John Silver"?

I am the only one who thought it was funny when Long John Silver's (the restaurant) used to refer to their chicken pieces as "planks".

Originally posted by Suzianne
I am the only one who thought it was funny when Long John Silver's (the restaurant) used to refer to their chicken pieces as "planks".

I haven't heard about a restaurant with that name, but I find it very funny now 😛

Originally posted by Lundos
Hehe. I bet you did. What is the best word for the "Long John Silver"?

To answer your question though, imaginative turns of phrase for that appendage is the hallmark of bad erotic literature. You know, the stuff that makes you laugh. Not much arousal factor there.

Originally posted by Lundos
I haven't heard about a restaurant with that name, but I find it very funny now 😛

hehe... you're Danish, that's why you never heard of it. Good for you.

It's a fast-food place specializing in seafood. I don't even think they are all over the US, but there are a few here in Arizona.

Originally posted by Suzianne
To answer your question though, imaginative turns of phrase for that appendage is the hallmark of bad erotic literature. You know, the stuff that makes you laugh. Not much arousal factor there.

That's why I asked. I was looking for some 'cheap' laughs. I don't think many people get turned on by member names.

Originally posted by Suzianne
hehe... you're Danish, that's why you never heard of it. Good for you.

It's a fast-food place specializing in seafood. I don't even think they are all over the US, but there are a few here in Arizona.

Born and bred, baby.

We don't have anything like it here.