Originally posted by ChronicLeakyI'm gonna see if I can't gets you some photoshop help to give you some options. But then again if they make Schindler's List II, you'll have an inside edge.
Shopping list:
A razor (for the head), or Rogaine
A sandwich
Some of those ridiculously heavy tribal earrings
Kirk, thank you for your advice. The state of my head in that picture is another story for another time.
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/T-Z/woodyallen.jpg
I don't want you ending up looking like this fool.