What's with people that approach ATM's like they're some
kind of alien artifact?
I mean people on average must use this machine almost as
often as the television or microwave and yet somehow never
quite seem to grasp how to use it.
You know the ones I mean. They get a good 10 minutes in the
queue waiting for the other monkeys to try and figure out which
buttons to press. Then they amble up to the machine and fish
around for their card for 2 minutes. Painstakingly slowly enter
their pin and then freeze up. Then they'll crouch down and
squint like they're trying to see if there's another cherry on the
horizon before puhing a button and repeating. Finally when they
do get their statement/receipt they'll stand there reading it before
proceeding to organise it alphabetically in their wallet/purse.
Aaarrgh!!
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Originally posted by Thequ1ckLMAO you would LOVE paraguay, i once spent over an hour in a cue at an ATM. complete morons took ages.
What's with people that approach ATM's like they're some
kind of alien artifact?
I mean people on average must use this machine almost as
often as the television or microwave and yet somehow never
quite seem to grasp how to use it.
You know the ones I mean. They get a good 10 minutes in the
queue waiting for the other monkeys to try and figure ou ...[text shortened]... ing it before
proceeding to organise it alphabetically in their wallet/purse.
Aaarrgh!!
the best part was when i got to the ATM it wouldn't take my card and i had to use another at a ridiculous service charge.
Originally posted by trev33I once stood for 10 minutes in a queue only to find that the machine wasn't
LMAO you would LOVE paraguay, i once spent over an hour in a cue at an ATM. complete morons took ages.
the best part was when i got to the ATM it wouldn't take my card and i had to use another at a ridiculous service charge.
even turned on! I swear to God. Not 1 but 2 monkeys waiting for someone to
switch it on when there was another one 5 minutes walk away.
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The post that was quoted here has been removednot that long i was at the supermarket and instead of bagging their own stuff like normal people this twat was letting the check out girl do it for him, it took ages and the guy just stood there. i asked him why he wasn't bagging his own stuff, all i got in return was a pretty serious stare.
some people are unbelievable.
The post that was quoted here has been removedUgh. Where's the fire, buster?
Are you one of those douchebags who puts their shopping on the counter even before mine has been rung up?
Because if you are in such a hurry and you invade my personal space, then you will pay the price, buddy.
Sometimes the cashier will ring their stuff by accident, but I won't say anything, until they put it in the bag - Then I'll say loudly, "THAT ISN'T MINE!" and have them cancel it, which usually takes a while, because some supervisor needs to swipe their card. Then I will make a big show of scrutinizing the items 'to make sure they're not charging me for it' before taking out my wallet.
I don't care how important you are or in how much of a hurry, you still need to respect my space.
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Originally posted by Crowleyyou mean you don't have those little 'next customer' barriers?
Ugh. Where's the fire, buster?
Are you one of those douchebags who puts their shopping on the counter even before mine has been rung up?
Because if you are in such a hurry and you invade my personal space, then you will pay the price, buddy.
Sometimes the cashier will ring their stuff by accident, but I won't say anything, until they put it in the b ...[text shortened]... e how important you are or in how much of a hurry, you still need to respect my space.