Originally posted by CrowleyThat irritates the bejezus out of me too.
Ugh. Where's the fire, buster?
Are you one of those douchebags who puts their shopping on the counter even before mine has been rung up?
Because if you are in such a hurry and you invade my personal space, then you will pay the price, buddy.
Sometimes the cashier will ring their stuff by accident, but I won't say anything, until they put it in the b ...[text shortened]... e how important you are or in how much of a hurry, you still need to respect my space.
Told a woman off once for being an impatient B*tch, she got her stuff rung up and chased me out of the store "You're younger than I am, you should relax" (by about 5 years) to which I could only reply "You should follow your own advice before you give yourself a heart attack, gran".
Needless to say she was not a happy lady.
Originally posted by SeitseThe way I see it, you're in the stores out of necessity. You do not want
Gee, what's the hurry, you maggots?
It sounds as if you had some important thing to do with your life, sheesh.
to strawl around in the isles like it's summertime. You do not want to
wait for an idiot to decide whether (s)he'll get this or that ketchup bottle.
You do NOT want to spend more time at the cash register than
ab-so-lu-te-ly necessary.
This is why I do almost all my shopping on the net!
And then, when I've got nothing better to do, I may take a strawl down
to the stores for the sole purpose of irritating people in a hurry.
😏
The post that was quoted here has been removedIndeed, window-shoppers and others who are able-bodied but fail to maintain an average speed of at least 3 mph on public pavements should have their feet taken from them and made into prostheses for amputees who would love a pair of feet and would not take them for granted in such an obnoxious manner.
The ticket-barrier offenders should probably just be shot on the spot and walked over.
Originally posted by CrowleyTalk about invading personal space, these are the very same impatient buffoons that climb up (or down) the escalator around you.
Ugh. Where's the fire, buster?
Are you one of those douchebags who puts their shopping on the counter even before mine has been rung up?
Because if you are in such a hurry and you invade my personal space, then you will pay the price, buddy.
Sometimes the cashier will ring their stuff by accident, but I won't say anything, until they put it in the b ...[text shortened]... e how important you are or in how much of a hurry, you still need to respect my space.