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I am sure there are people who will queue at the worst time when better options are available, but that isn't limited to pensioners. Also, unless you go to the post office every week, you may not be aware which times are best or worst, and spending a lot of time figuring that out and planning your day carefully may be a lot more stupid than just going to the post office when you happen to pass by.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I prefer your mum, really. She cooks breakfasts quite nicely.

I don't talk about your gf because we all know you have a bf.
That's not my bag man and you know it.

Yeah, I got lots of friends that are boys but somehow I manage to resist
the urge to stick my tool up their butts.

In your case I would make an exception and invest in a jackhammer.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I apologize if I made you cry in some other thread. I'll try to be more considerate and not humiliate you as badly next time.
That's you all over Palonka. Always bringing a 'what' to a 'why' fight.

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
I manage to resist the urge to stick my tool up their butts.
We know the statistics point out to the opposite flow, i.e. their tools, your butt.

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Originally posted by Seitse
We know the statistics point out to the opposite flow, i.e. their tools, your butt.
You're getting sloppy Seitse, must be old age or overuse because
right now, you're not plopping, you're painting the post.

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
You're getting sloppy Seitse, must be old age or overuse because
right now, you're not plopping, you're painting the post.
What? Are you drunk again, waiting for a drive-by sodomy?

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Originally posted by Crowley
What? Are you drunk again, waiting for a drive-by sodomy?
No Crowley, I'm not your type.

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People who kill themselves by jumping in front of the tube. Thousands of people who want to live their lives lose 10/15 minutes of it, because someone decided this was better than bleeding to death in a bathtub.

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