Baby Hecate?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I can only speak for myself on the matter...

That first child took my life from monochrome to color--- instantly. With each addition, instead of having less love to go around, my capacity has been expanded exponentially. While fairly well-off financially-speaking, the greatest of my life's riches lies within the bosom of my children.

The things I f ...[text shortened]... ey remind you of the child you once were, and the man you promised that child you would become.

Originally posted by demonseed
Seriously, from which pound shop did you buy the tacky card that originally was inscribed with this drivel?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
It's so sappy, it makes your teeth ache, huh. Hard to believe, but there are some things in life which I do take seriously. Hallmark moments notwithstanding, my kids are one of those things.

Originally posted by demonseed
I have been advised by my legal advisor to limit my expressions of fondness for children.

Originally posted by Starrman
Are you trying to tell me that living purely to reproduce isn't shallow?

By the way starman NOBODY said you should live purely to reproduce. You argue like a child, don't put words in people's mouths to win arguements, it's juvenile

Originally posted by General Putzer
By the way starman NOBODY said you should live purely to reproduce. You argue like a child, don't put words in people's mouths to win arguements, it's juvenile

Originally posted by wucky3
Lol..I'm confused now. Is this daddy phlab, darv or rag??

Originally posted by Ragnorak
The only awkward question my wee fella will be asking me is "Daddy daddy, why is my middle leg longer and wider than my other two?", to which I'd have to reply "Its called genetics, son, and its my gift to you."

; D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
The only awkward question my wee fella will be asking me is "Daddy daddy, why is my middle leg longer and wider than my other two?", to which I'd have to reply "Its called genetics, son, and its my gift to you."

; D

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Did you lose your legs through amputation?

You're not a complete person until you've married and had children. Trying to explain that to a 20 something year old like Starman is like trying to explain color to a blind person. Perhaps I was a bit cruel to the poor boy. When he eventually does have a child, he'll realize how foolish and callow his statements have been.

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Did you lose your legs through amputation?

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Did you lose your legs through amputation?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Sounds rather impractical.