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Denying entry to a sports car trying to merge at the very last second.

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
Denying entry to a sports car trying to merge at the very last second.
And for the commuters:

Angering inconsiderate subway riders who block the doors by stepping on their feet or knocking their bag/purse off their arms.

I've also been known to shove people in the back but this is not recommended in certain cities.

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Slowing down just a little for that car that is cutting you off in the summer... window down... They are right there at the front of the car and you honk your horn and make a face like your about to slam into them.

Watching them nearly bump their head on the ceiling and their face of horror as you approach is priceless.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Slowing down just a little for that car that is cutting you off in the summer... window down... They are right there at the front of the car and you honk your horn and make a face like your about to slam into them.

Watching them nearly bump their head on the ceiling and their face of horror as you approach is priceless.

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Argh, here comes the defiling of Beautiful Things! 😛

EDIT: You are entitled to your view of beautiful things :'(

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Argh, here comes the defiling of Beautiful Things! 😛

EDIT: You are entitled to your view of beautiful things :'(
*HONK!

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Being far away from any cars and honking phlabby bits.

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A hard riflebutt shot to the forehead

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A warm blanket on a cold afternoon.

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Hot McDonald's fries.

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A "hot lunch".

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A "hot lunch".
Do the " indicate that you're not talking about food?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A "hot lunch".
I can picture you eating now.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I can picture you eating now.

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Listen beanpole, I've had just about enough of you're remarks.

You prolly have a goatee.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Listen beanpole, I've had just about enough of you're remarks.

You prolly have a goatee.
h) 😠

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The perfect wave.