Belly button lint - personal attacks welcome.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Considering the nature of the retorte, i was kinda picturing a pickup truck, maybe with cow bars on it 😛


http://www.carpages.co.uk/guide/suzuki/suzuki-alto-guide.asp

I'm afraid the only grass growing around my car, happens while it's supposedly in 5th gear....It's great for the city though.

What the hell are "cow bars"?

I do like taverns though.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What's a camaro ?

My old car. Perfect for rubberising the road, and also for gearbox replacement practice. It's like a big engine with some other crap glued to it.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
What the hell are "cow bars"?

I do like taverns though.

Anyone still care about belly button lint? They removed mine during a surgical procedure. No lint there. Now i'm thinking of having my butt cheeks sewed together.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I like belly button lint.......Just bring it punk 😠

What is your position on ear wax?

Originally posted by sonhouse
What is your position on ear wax?

I like to wipe it on things 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I like to wipe it on things 😛

So THATS what you do when you take a crap.....

Originally posted by sonhouse
So THATS what you do when you take a crap.....

Not with earwax 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I like to wipe it on things 😛

Now that's laugh out loud funny!😵

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It wasn't an attack on me though, was it ?

So... is your girlfriend a dog?

Originally posted by Crowley
So... is your girlfriend a dog?

Did anyone ever tell you that you were funny ? ever? . . . except your mom, that is, i bet she's dumb enough to tell you all kinds of nice crap 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Did anyone ever tell you that you were funny ? ever? . . . except your mom, that is, i bet she's dumb enough to tell you all kinds of nice crap 😛

I did once, I think, I was a bit wasted....does that still count?

Originally posted by Black Lung
I did once, I think, I was a bit wasted....does that still count?

Nah, that don't count. I even treated the prat like a decent bloke once, it's strange what we do in compramising situations (like his mom) 😛

Originally posted by Crowley
So... is your girlfriend a dog?

That ain't funny dude. Go away.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
That ain't funny dude. Go away.

Christ Frank, looking at your posts of late, I don't think you are really in a position to judge my posts.

Originally posted by Crowley
Christ Frank, looking at your posts of late, I don't think you are really in a position to judge my posts.

Wow, another stinger...