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Originally posted by eatmybishop
um... where have all the jokes gone?
sorry about the hijack, but it was getting depressing.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
sorry about the hijack, but it was getting depressing.
(and that was even before i noticed the group therapy session for badwolf.)

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Before, um, about 16, I never really felt safe about the whole idea of working, my parents wouldn't have been happy it either because I needed to concentrate on my exams really.
But maybe I should have got a job the summer after my last exams in high school...
I've explained my reasoning for not wanting a job now, sunlight and such 😞
*sigh* maybe I'll get one this summer. πŸ™
If you can't work because you'll miss the sunlight ... do you actually go out in the sunlight? Because if you're just at your computer playing chess and chatting on the forums the whole time then you're missing the sunlight anyway. But wow, that's an incredible amount of rules about working! And since college seems to be a voluntary alternative there, who exactly are "they" who are "taking up all your time" (paraphrase). I'm so confused...

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Before, um, about 16, I never really felt safe about the whole idea of working, my parents wouldn't have been happy it either because I needed to concentrate on my exams really.
But maybe I should have got a job the summer after my last exams in high school...
I've explained my reasoning for not wanting a job now, sunlight and such 😞
*sigh* maybe I'll get one this summer. πŸ™
Don't bother. Drop out of school and get on the dole. You'll be a lot better off in the long run; the government cares more about scroungers then it does hard working taxpayers.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
If you can't work because you'll miss the sunlight ... do you actually go out in the sunlight? Because if you're just at your computer playing chess and chatting on the forums the whole time then you're missing the sunlight anyway. But wow, that's an incredible amount of rules about working! And since college seems to be a voluntary alternative there, ...[text shortened]... exactly are "they" who are "taking up all your time" (paraphrase). I'm so confused...
*sigh* I don't like going outside much because there is no one to talk to either, it makes me feel lonely, it's a lose-lose situation. 😞
who exactly are "they" who are "taking up all your time" (paraphrase). I'm so confused...
I don't really know what you're referring to there love. πŸ™

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Don't bother. Drop out of school and get on the dole. You'll be a lot better off in the long run; the government cares more about scroungers then it does hard working taxpayers.
*sigh* But then the politicians won't like me. πŸ™

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
*sigh* But then the politicians won't like me. πŸ™
Then you'll be just like the rest of us.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Then you'll be just like the rest of us.
*sigh* πŸ™

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
*sigh* I don't like going outside much because there is no one to talk to either, it makes me feel lonely, it's a lose-lose situation. 😞
who exactly are "they" who are "taking up all your time" (paraphrase). I'm so confused...
I don't really know what you're referring to there love. πŸ™
Stop being so frickin' emo and do something about it then. Go get a hobby or take up a sport.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Stop being so frickin' emo and do something about it then. Go get a hobby or take up a sport.
Or a job, you appear to have a stack of free time?

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Originally posted by rmacken
Or a job, you appear to have a stack of free time?
I guess...
I have this week off, then I'm doing something for part of the week after; I guess I'll get something after this.

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What are you studying at college, Wolfie? πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I guess...
I have this week off, then I'm doing something for part of the week after; I guess I'll get something after this.
You should carry on your acting career; you were great in that Wrigleys Dryspell Institute advert.

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
What are you studying at college, Wolfie? πŸ™‚
I'm going to carry through both maths and physics to the second year, I also took Government&Politics in the 1st year but I can't carry this through to the second, and I took accounts in the 1st year but might drop this and pcik up critical thinking instead. πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
You should carry on your acting career; you were great in that Wrigleys Dryspell Institute advert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th64plye3lU
That wasn't me! 😲