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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I couldn't give a toss if she was a figurehead of the country, and I will stretch this further to the royal family.
They have not in any way earned their position, they have just inherited because of their position in society: I find this absolutely disgusting, and I will treat them with scorn as a result.

For any Royals here, I would like to say that y ...[text shortened]... oved from your throne, your funding from the government removed as well. You do not deserve it.
Would you like to see England as a Republican country?

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I couldn't give a toss if she was a figurehead of the country, and I will stretch this further to the royal family.
They have not in any way earned their position, they have just inherited because of their position in society: I find this absolutely disgusting, and I will treat them with scorn as a result.

For any Royals here, I would like to say that y ...[text shortened]... oved from your throne, your funding from the government removed as well. You do not deserve it.
"Light the blue touch paper and stand well back..."

You guys might want to start a new thread on this topic instead of arseing this one up.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Would you like to see England as a Republican country?
Yes.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yes.
Take it to debates, spanky.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I couldn't give a toss if she was a figurehead of the country, and I will stretch this further to the royal family.
They have not in any way earned their position, they have just inherited because of their position in society: I find this absolutely disgusting, and I will treat them with scorn as a result.

For any Royals here, I would like to say that y ...[text shortened]... oved from your throne, your funding from the government removed as well. You do not deserve it.
They can't help being born into that life in the same way that you have no say in whether you are a poofter or not - you can only make the best of what you end up with.
I have to say I agree that some of the 'jokes' are pretty offensive though.

Actually not very funny either. 😞

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Originally posted by rmacken
Or imagine one of the Princes reading this filth..... have a bit of concideration.
I'm reliably informed that Akizy is, in fact, Prince Harry.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I'm reliably informed that Akizy is, in fact, Prince Harry.
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/harry-will-not-be-allowed-to-serve-in-royal-family-102

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
http://newsbiscuit.com/article/harry-will-not-be-allowed-to-serve-in-royal-family-102
wolfie, are you just the slightest bit jealous of the Royal Family? Your attitude sounds alot like sour grapes. Now, I am an American, so pardon me if I don't have all the facts, but I seem to recall that Diana was not of royal lineage, but was married into it. I also believe that Diana tried to do some good in the world, so why would you besmirch her name so? If you are angry that they were born into aristocracy then you will have a great deal of bitterness in life as you go to university and into the working world and you learn the hard cruel truth that in many cases, "it isn't what you know, but who you know that makes the difference".

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
wolfie, are you just the slightest bit jealous of the Royal Family? Your attitude sounds alot like sour grapes. Now, I am an American, so pardon me if I don't have all the facts, but I seem to recall that Diana was not of royal lineage, but was married into it. I also believe that Diana tried to do some good in the world, so why would you besmirch her n ...[text shortened]... th that in many cases, "it isn't what you know, but who you know that makes the difference".
What annoys me about the royal family the most is that not only are these people upper class twonks, but also that they are using tax payers money to support them.
They have enormous amounts of money already!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
What annoys me about the royal family the most is that not only are these people upper class twonks, but also that they are using tax payers money to support them.
They have enormous amounts of money already!
so answer me honestly....if you had been born into royalty, would you walk away from it all and publicly claim it was a travesty and donate 100% of your money to the poor working stiffs who weren't born into money? Be very honest now...your integrity is in jeopardy here.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Be very honest now...your integrity is in jeopardy here.
integrity??

That finished last night, along with the crap jokes.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
so answer me honestly....if you had been born into royalty, would you walk away from it all and publicly claim it was a travesty and donate 100% of your money to the poor working stiffs who weren't born into money? Be very honest now...your integrity is in jeopardy here.
I don't think I would let go of it if I had it, no.

But this in no way means that I can't be offensive to these people, I reserve that right.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I don't think I would let go of it if I had it, no.

But this in no way means that I can't be offensive to these people, I reserve that right.
I think you have offended and jealous confused then.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I think you have offended and jealous confused then.
Why do they have to be mutually exclusive?
I can be jealous because of the unfair set up.
But also make offensive jokes to vent my frustration.