Woltz: I don't care how many daigo guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!
Tom Hagen: I'm German-Irish
Woltz: Well let me tell you something, my Kraut Mick friend! I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!
Godfather 1972
Donnie Darko: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Originally posted by demonseedBoaring.
Woltz: I don't care how many daigo guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!
Tom Hagen: I'm German-Irish
Woltz: Well let me tell you something, my Kraut Mick friend! I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!
Godfather 1972
Donnie Darko: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the co ...[text shortened]... uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
(Movie) Outlaw Josy Wells
Line by Clint Eastwood.
"Well you going to pull those pistols or you going to stand there and whistle Dixie"
Might have to be an American to understand the line.
Ex Confederate Soldier turned Outlaw when facing several Union Soldiers while outnumbered and upon being recognised. Dixie being a Confederate theme song hated by the Union Soldiers during the time period. They might have done better to whistle Dixie.( But a little bit too big a slap in the face to ignore)
There are so many quotes which are so good, they can be repeated from:
"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse" to
"Luke, I am your father."
But my all time favourite movie quotes must be:
1.
Walter Sobchak (the big Lebowski): "This is what happens when you fcuk a stranger in the ass!" as he destroys a car which has nothing to do with the plot.
2.
Gunnery seargent Hartman (Full metal jacket): "Who said that? Who the fcuk said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh!t, twinkle-toed cock$ucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fcuking godmother said it. Out-fcuking-standing. I will PT you all until you fcuking die. I'll PT you until your a$sholes are sucking buttermilk."
3.
Vincent (Pulp fiction): "You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself."
4.
"Jesus" Quintana (the big Lebowski): "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fcuking trigger 'til it goes "click."
5.
Gunnery seargent Hartman (Full metal jacket): "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fcuk a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
I personally think "The Big Lebowski" and "Full metal jacket" are the two most quotable films ever made.
However...
There is one quote which is so incredibly good, that it deserves a seperate mention.
"I see you shiver in antici..."
And everyone leans forward to hear better what is going to be said...
"...pation".
Classic to the extreme!
So many memorable lines from Pulp Fiction, but so little is repeatable here without heavyhanded censorship...
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.