Best line in any movie ever

dottewell

General

10 Jun 06 09:57

googlefudge

Joined: 31 May 06
Moves: 1795

11 Jun 06 10:51

armaggedon:
"Get off, the nuclear, warhead"

~~Removed~~

11 Jun 06 16:39

big trouble in little china

it's all on the reflexes

asromacalcio

Almaty, Kazakhstan

Joined: 06 Jan 05
Moves: 12225

11 Jun 06 16:42

"Are you a man or a mouse?"
"You put a piece of cheese down there you'll find out!"

Groucho Marx, Day at the Races 19??

snowblind2

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Moves: 38386

11 Jun 06 17:00

Carnal Knowledge, 1971

"WOMEN! Now days they're better hung than the men!" - Nicholson

Freddie2008

9 Edits

London

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Moves: 110329

11 Jun 06 17:02

Originally posted by michaelh4
Sgt. Al Powell: You're not pissing in somebody's pool, are you?
John McClane: Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine.

From Die hard 2

Die Hard 1

"Well I'm not the one who just got 4$$ f***ed on national T.V. ...Dwayne."

stocken

Joined: 23 Sep 05
Moves: 11774

11 Jun 06 19:01

Originally posted by aging blitzer
Too many notes

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That's also a good quote. The emperor's assessment of Mozart's work.

Emperor Joseph: Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. But there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

Mark Smith

Too far away to care

Joined: 11 Jun 06
Moves: 97

11 Jun 06 20:16

Originally posted by demonseed
Woltz: I don't care how many daigo guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!

Tom Hagen: I'm German-Irish

Woltz: Well let me tell you something, my Kraut Mick friend! I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!

Godfather 1972

Donnie Darko: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the co ...[text shortened]... uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

No, the ENTIRE SCRIPT for Donnie Darko should be in there!

I had something a little more poignant to say but i forgot.

PocketKings

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Grammar dyslexic

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11 Jun 06 20:39

Originally posted by slappy115
The Family Guy Movie

Steward (old Stewie): "That's never happened to me before."

Girl he slept with : "What? The five seconds of sex or the thirty minutes of crying."

You have to continue this:

Stewie - both i guess. uh, am i supposed to pay you now?

Girl - I'm going to go

PocketKings

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Grammar dyslexic

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11 Jun 06 20:41

End of Unforgiven:

Hackman - You are a coward mister. You just shot an unarmed man

Eastwood - well he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his store with my friend

and......

Hackman - I don't deserve to die like this

Eastwood - Deserves got nothing to do with it (BANG!)

Derfel Cadarn

The Mighty

Rocky Mountains

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Moves: 17145

11 Jun 06 21:10

Originally posted by PocketKings
You have to continue this:

Stewie - both i guess. uh, am i supposed to pay you now?

Girl - I'm going to go

You have to do the line that set this off.

Stewart and lady sitting on couch, uncomfortably.

Stewie: "LET'S HAVE SEX!!!!"

PocketKings

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11 Jun 06 21:19

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
You have to do the line that set this off.

Stewart and lady sitting on couch, uncomfortably.

Stewie: "LET'S HAVE SEX!!!!"

yea, and then continue that

Girl - definitlely! (she goes to the bathroom)

Girl from bathroom - I'm putting in my diaphram!

Old stew - see, i don't even know what is

Young stew - You march right in there Stewert Gilligan Griffin, and insert your ... pen....is into her va.....gin.......a (and he pronounces them all wrong)

classic stuff

and the whole practice scene with the swiss cheese

"put in in, pull it out, put it in, pull it out, put it in, pull it out, I'm am the monarch of the sea, captain of the queens navy.....

howardbradley

Joined: 04 Jan 04
Moves: 25350

11 Jun 06 22:54

From Dr. Strangelove:

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

ColH

Moosician

York, England

Joined: 31 Jul 03
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12 Jun 06 00:08

"Zed's dead"

"Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie ?"

"Now go get your f*ckin shoeshine box"

Esoteric

Cognitive Junta

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Moves: 9122

12 Jun 06 01:54

"Look Jaz, im sorry i made you do the dishes and clean the bathroom, but who did all the work in bed huh?"

Andrew Dice Clay in The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane

GeorgeBronx

Not where I want.

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Moves: 9480

12 Jun 06 03:59

Detective Mills :: Seven (btw I like how they write it as SE7EN on the box)
"He's a nutjob. Just cause the f_ck_r's got a library card, doesn't make him...Yoda!"

Then there are a few from Ash :: Army of Darkness
"Honey, you got real ugly."
"Good...Bad...I'm the one with the gun."
"Yeah. I coulda been king."

I cant believe there are no quotes from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"We can't stop here....This is bat country!"

...and in a completely seperate realm of though...
Fender (Robin Williams) :: Robots
"I'm made of a very rare metal called Afraidium. Its yellow, and tastes like chicken."