Best line in any movie ever

I'm not sure about films, but the best line ever was when Homer Simpson put on weight to get off work, and then ultimately saved the town from a nuclear explosion by getting jammed in the hole of the reactor.

Bart's comment, "I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt actually PREVENTED the escape of toxic gas!"

I didn't hear what was said after, for probably about two hours!

Originally posted by asromacalcio
I'm not sure about films, but the best line ever was when Homer Simpson put on weight to get off work, and then ultimately saved the town from a nuclear explosion by getting jammed in the hole of the reactor.

Bart's comment, "I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt actually PREVENTED the escape of toxic gas!"

I didn't hear what was said after, for probably about two hours!

From Monty Python: The Holy Grail:

Bridgekeeper: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Arthur: "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
Bridgekeeper: "Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!" (explodes and dies)

Originally posted by cashthetrash
(Movie) Outlaw Josy Wells
Line by Clint Eastwood.

"Well you going to pull those pistols or you going to stand there and whistle Dixie"

Might have to be an American to understand the line.
Ex Confederate Soldier turned Outlaw when facing several Union Soldiers while outnumbered and upon being recognised. Dixie being a Confederate theme song hate ...[text shortened]... ght have done better to whistle Dixie.( But a little bit too big a slap in the face to ignore)

"You had me at hello"

Jerry McGuire

"Use the Shwartz"

Spaceballs.

"You'll have to use your head, and your mind, and your brain, too"

The School of Rock

Multiple Miggs...the man in the next cell. WHAT did he say to you?

He said he could smell my _ _ _ _.

Interesting. I myself, cannot.

--Silence of the Lambs

all the best ones have been used.
jack .n in the shinning "Heres Johny"

robert de niro.
raging bull
the "are you looking at me" line

scary movie 3 "i can never do anything right, everyone hates me, i am never going to try and bring anyone back from the dead again"

good film

Originally posted by gollumprawn
scary movie 3 "i can never do anything right, everyone hates me, i am never going to try and bring anyone back from the dead again"

good film

Originally posted by Chessplaya548
" Believe it or not, George isn't at home..just leave a message at the beep" ....Where could I be.........Believe it or not, I'm not home...Seinfeld
After I heard this, I was cracking up for days.

The Shoveler from Mystery Men: "We have a blind date with destiny and it looks like she just ordered the lobster."

From Unforgiven, after William Muny shoots a man:
"He had it comin'."
"We ALL have it comin', kid."

Sam Gamgee, in the rubble of the city of Osgiliath, in The Two Towers: "By rights, we shouldn't even be here, Mr. Frodo." In the books, Sam and Frodo never go to Osgiliath. Being a Tolkien snob, I laughed aloud.

Tommy : "who took the jam out of your doughnut?"

Turkish : "You Tommy! You took the fcuknig jam out of my doughnut!"

Snatch

Originally posted by gollumprawn
robert de niro.
raging bull
the "are you looking at me" line

Originally posted by cashthetrash
(Movie) Outlaw Josy Wells
Line by Clint Eastwood.

"Well you going to pull those pistols or you going to stand there and whistle Dixie"

Might have to be an American to understand the line.
Ex Confederate Soldier turned Outlaw when facing several Union Soldiers while outnumbered and upon being recognised. Dixie being a Confederate theme song hate ...[text shortened]... ght have done better to whistle Dixie.( But a little bit too big a slap in the face to ignore)