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I have a freakish obsession with great sounding names. Athletes tend to have the greatest names on the planet, by far. Right now, my favourite is John David Booty, QB for the USC Trojans.

Favourite sibling names? Champ and Boss Bailey.

What are your favourite names and why can't I have been born with a cool name?

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Originally posted by darvlay
I have a freakish obsession with great sounding names. Athletes tend to have the greatest names on the planet, by far. Right now, my favourite is John David Booty, QB for the USC Trojans.

Favourite sibling names? Champ and Boss Bailey.

What are your favourite names and why can't I have been born with a cool name?
Coco Crisp
Rollie Fingers
Oil Can Boyd

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Milton Bradley
Boof Bonser

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I always thought the best baseball name belonged to former Yankee/ Blue Jay second baseman Homer Bush.

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Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown

Vinegar Bend Mizell

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j.j. putz

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Tiger Woods. How symbolic.

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I'm almost certain that Oldham Athletis once fielded a defensive back 4 consisting of...

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