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Originally posted by SJ247
πŸ˜‰ You.
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You make my heart sing. You make everything groovy. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by stocken
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You make my heart sing. You make everything groovy. πŸ˜‰
You make my chair moist. 😡

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Originally posted by SJ247
You make my chair moist. 😡
Well, there's always my lap, sugar. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by SJ247
I hate thongs.
They make me walk funny. Speedos however...

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Originally posted by SJ247
You make my chair moist. 😡
You both make me feel like puking into my mouth and swallowing it again.

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Originally posted by Starrman
You both make me feel like puking into my mouth and swallowing it again.
And?..

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Originally posted by stocken
And?..
Oh all right; and poking my eyes out with a blunt spoon. Happy?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Oh all right; and poking my eyes out with a blunt spoon. Happy?
Perfect, spoon those puppies out and let Phlab take a crack at those sockets.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Perfect, splay those puppies out and let Phlab take a cack in their sockets.
Eww, and I thought I was bad...

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Originally posted by SJ247
I've wondered this myself...is it an "an" or an "a" before an acronym? I usually see an "a", whereas I would use an "an", and it bugs me. I think an "a" is correct. Where's Nordlys?
I got this from Dictionary.com although it does not address acronyms. "An" seems clunky to me and so sounds incorrect.

If the word following begins with a vowel, the word you want is “an”: “Have an apple, Adam.” If the word following begins with a consonant, but begins with a vowel sound, you still need “an”: “An X-ray will show whether there's a worm in it.” It is nonstandard and often considered sloppy speech to utter an “uh” sound in such cases.

When the following word definitely begins with a consonant sound, you need “a”: “A snake told me apples enhance mental abilities.”

They also point out that "an historic" is improper although many use the "an" in this case. You and Catfood got made me wonder about this one :o}

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I got this from Dictionary.com although it does not address acronyms. "An" seems clunky to me and so sounds incorrect.
It goes back to why we have an "an" in the first place.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I got this from Dictionary.com although it does not address acronyms. "An" seems clunky to me and so sounds incorrect.

If the word following begins with a vowel, the word you want is “an”: “Have an apple, Adam.” If the word following begins with a consonant, but begins with a vowel sound, you still need “an”: “An X-ray will show whether there's a w ...[text shortened]... gh many use the "an" in this case. You and Catfood got made me wonder about this one :o}
"A RHP" definitely sounds incorrect to me, unless you pronounce "RHP" as "rhp" rather than "Are Aitch Pee".

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Originally posted by SJ247
You make my chair moist. 😡
Slapper 😞

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Slapper 😞
I'd like to slap you with the ripe end of a baboon.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"A RHP" definitely sounds incorrect to me, unless you pronounce "RHP" as "rhp" rather than "Are Aitch Pee".

a B road
a UN resolution
a VIP

an A road
an MP
an H-bomb
an SOS

a RADA student
a SABENA airline typist

an ACAS official
an OPEC minister