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Originally posted by kevcvs57
I cannot believe that I actually get paid to gather intel on Canadian composite cheese and wine addicted social workers, specialised or what!
You'd be surprised at the "actual" number of we Canadian composite cheese and wine addicted social workers. Suffice to say if you were as good as you espouse to be you'd already know that we are 4 strong and growing by leaps and bounds.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You'd be surprised at the "actual" number of we Canadian composite cheese and wine addicted social workers. Suffice to say if you were as good as you espouse to be you'd already know that we are 4 strong and growing by leaps and bounds.
That's what you think, plans are a foot my friend, plans are a foot πŸ˜‰

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Thanks for the suggestions. I'm going to go with Scillian Sausages idea today.
As for the banter by kev and GBS, thanks for the lulz guys.

If that processed crap wasn't individually wrapped I'd throw 'em down (my mouth)

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Thanks for the suggestions. I'm going to go with Scillian Sausages idea today.
As for the banter by kev and GBS, thanks for the lulz guys.

If that processed crap wasn't individually wrapped I'd throw 'em down (my mouth)
Yes the Sausages choices were indeed good but no mention of a wine. πŸ™

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
That's what you think, plans are a foot my friend, plans are a foot πŸ˜‰
We deal in the metric system here so go ahead and try my friend, go ahead and try.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
We deal in the metric system here so go ahead and try my friend, go ahead and try.
So you drink millilitres instead of gills, that wont help you, based on my intel the Canadian authorities are drafting in thousands of Counselers from the WHO and intend to hit all the social work offices simultaneously, in what will be the largest intervention ever staged.

Dont bother listening for a knock on the door, just get ready to pick the door up.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
So you drink millilitres instead of gills, that wont help you, based on my intel the Canadian authorities are drafting in thousands of Counselers from UNESCO and intend to hit all the social work offices simultaneously, in what will be the largest intervention ever staged.

Dont bother listening for a knock on the door, just get ready to pick the door up.
See us shaking in our boots (Dr. Martens)? We're (all 4 of us) ready, cheese slices in hand. Bring it on...bring it on.





Murray you got the wine?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
See us shaking in our boots (Dr. Martens)? We're (all 4 of us) ready, cheese slices in hand. Bring it on...bring it on.





Murray you got the wine?
Yeah Yeah, Murray, He's on the list.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Yeah Yeah, Murray, He's on the list.
OMG!! You know our names?


Betty, Lattisia...they know our names.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
OMG!! You know our names?


Betty, Lattisia...they know our names.
😠 Well folks I hope this cautionary tale about the abuse of Cheese and Wine will make you think twice before you pop that cork and unwrap those fiddly thin slices of dairy based yellow stuff. 😏

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
😠 Well folks I hope this cautionary tale about the abuse of Cheese and Wine will make you think twice before you pop that cork and unwrap those fiddly thin slices of dairy based yellow stuff. 😏
😏 Amen, Brother/SisterπŸ˜€

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Any comments on cheese (an what goes good with it) ?
i made a tiny lil pizza last night,
and, no, it wuzn't from scratch...
right from the deep freeze, i pulled that pie,
then came the only catch...

she wanted feta, added on top,
of an already delicious pie...
but i obliged, and dumped on the box,
and now, today, i wish i could die...

for you see, that feta, it's some nasty stuff,
it'll turn yer insides to goo...
it produces some quite, explosive gas,
and it colored her face, a lovely blue...

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Originally posted by rookie54

i made a tiny lil pizza last night,
and, no, it wuzn't from scratch...
right from the deep freeze, i pulled that pie,
then came the only catch...

she wanted feta, added on top,
of an already delicious pie...
but i obliged, and dumped on the box,
and now, today, i wish i could die...

for you see, that feta, it's some nasty stuff,
it'll turn ye ...[text shortened]... to goo...
it produces some quite, explosive gas,
and it colored her face, a lovely blue...
oh, no. rite in yer eye
yes, iz mister bill...
who ate a pizza pie
then took a pill.


😞

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Originally posted by rookie54
i made a tiny lil pizza last night,
and, no, it wuzn't from scratch...
right from the deep freeze, i pulled that pie,
then came the only catch...

she wanted feta, added on top,
of an already delicious pie...
but i obliged, and dumped on the box,
and now, today, i wish i could die...

for you see, that feta, it's some nasty stuff,
it'll turn yer ...[text shortened]... to goo...
it produces some quite, explosive gas,
and it colored her face, a lovely blue...
Lol....

I had some Edam. what's the go with that? Is that supposed to be nice or special or something? It was just like homebrand tasty πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
oh, no. rite in yer eye
yes, iz mister bill...
who ate a pizza pie
then took a pill.


😞
my goodness THAT'S clever...
is this intended to be mocking???

tsk, fail on so many levels...
and yer peanut gallery is watching, too...

send in the understudy!!!
the diva is DRUNK!!!