Chess vs Sex

Originally posted by Ravello
But how can you cheat in sex?
Women can cheat,men not!

resigning in chess rarely causes offence

Originally posted by shavixmir
Actually, I get quite horny just looking at my queen.

Originally posted by jimmyb270
That's a little disturbing.

fisher had a list which had 10 reasons why chess was better then sex. I think they must have interview him or something. an one of them was as mentioned already

blitz is more enjoyable then a quickie... can't recall the other ones but the list is out there somewhere.

Originally posted by Ravello
No offense intented my friend, but it's well known that women can pretend to have an orgasm... while having sex,men surely not!

Originally posted by shavixmir
-a good game can last 7 hours or more and be enjoyed anytime without stopping.
Good sex can last that long as well

I do not believe you.

-as soon as you finish a game,you're ready for another one.
Same with sex...surely...unless you're older than 35 or something

Again, I do not believe you.

I think shavixmir needs somebody to explain this joke to him.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Funnily enough, I wafted through your little list and this is what I came up with:

-a good game can last 7 hours or more and be enjoyed anytime without stopping.
[b]Good sex can last that long as well

-as soon as you finish a game,you're ready for another one.
Same with sex...surely...unless you're older than 35 or something


An ...[text shortened]... between sex and playing chess at all.
Actually, I get quite horny just looking at my queen.
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Originally posted by Ravello
I'll post this again so you can make a laugh,understand me,I'm really bored now.....😉

-a good game can last 7 hours or more and be enjoyed anytime without stopping.
😀😀😀

how sad. . . . . . . .
*shakes head*

-dom😞

i am currently playing chess with about 30 different people at once. sometimes have played against as many as 100 at once. no one ever seems to mind.