When was the last time you pee'd outside?
I got caught taking a whiz on a Hwy Exit Ramp. I was well hidden behind the truck, but, this couple, apparently jogging, popped out of the woods while I'm in mid stream. All I could do was give a friendly wave, this was an emergency after all.
Where's the wierdest place you've whipped it out?
While intoxicated I've whizzed on bikes, a buddies new cowboy boot, made a perfect circle in the snow (this is a significant accomplishment), and, perhaps my oddest an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile at a county fair.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhat did you wave at them with? And did the Wienermobile come down with a case of weiner envy? 😕
When was the last time you pee'd outside?
I got caught taking a whiz on a Hwy Exit Ramp. I was well hidden behind the truck, but, this couple, apparently jogging, popped out of the woods while I'm in mid stream. All I could do was give a friendly wave, this was an emergency after all.
Where's the wierdest place you've whipped it out?
While icant accomplishment), and, perhaps my oddest an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile at a county fair.
Originally posted by Ice ColdWith my hand, I managed to keep Mr. Happy under control with just the one hand.
What did you wave at them with? And did the Wienermobile come down with a case of weiner envy? 😕
As I recall, in a drunken fog, The Wienermobile just seemed to have it coming. Sadly, the relative phallic size comparison did nothing to inflate my ego.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateNot a weird place, but a few weeks ago on my way home from visiting a friend in another town for a lunchtime drink. Lots of fields and hedges luckily. 🙂
When was the last time you pee'd outside?
I got caught taking a whiz on a Hwy Exit Ramp. I was well hidden behind the truck, but, this couple, apparently jogging, popped out of the woods while I'm in mid stream. All I could do was give a friendly wave, this was an emergency after all.
Where's the wierdest place you've whipped it out?
While ...[text shortened]... icant accomplishment), and, perhaps my oddest an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile at a county fair.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI know if I drink alot of beer, and I really have to go, it's a two handed deal, or it just whips around and hits people and stuff. 😕
With my hand, I managed to keep Mr. Happy under control with just the one hand.
As I recall, in a drunken fog, The Wienermobile just seemed to have it coming. Sadly, the relative phallic size comparison did nothing to inflate my ego.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThat's how I house-trained all my male dogs. It is natural for them to mark their spot on top of yours because it's kind of dominant behavior. I'd pee on trees all the time. I've got a cemetery behind my house and they never complain.
When was the last time you pee'd outside?
I got caught taking a whiz on a Hwy Exit Ramp. I was well hidden behind the truck, but, this couple, apparently jogging, popped out of the woods while I'm in mid stream. All I could do was give a friendly wave, this was an emergency after all.
Where's the wierdest place you've whipped it out?
While ...[text shortened]... icant accomplishment), and, perhaps my oddest an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile at a county fair.
Originally posted by kirksey957I've pissed off my front porch several times... my neighbours love me.
That's how I house-trained all my male dogs. It is natural for them to mark their spot on top of yours because it's kind of dominant behavior. I'd pee on trees all the time. I've got a cemetery behind my house and they never complain.
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate...in college, on someone's (unoccupied) bed.
When was the last time you pee'd outside?
I got caught taking a whiz on a Hwy Exit Ramp. I was well hidden behind the truck, but, this couple, apparently jogging, popped out of the woods while I'm in mid stream. All I could do was give a friendly wave, this was an emergency after all.
Where's the wierdest place you've whipped it out?
While icant accomplishment), and, perhaps my oddest an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile at a county fair.
...on the floor of a crowded bar.
...in D.C., on the long cement steps from "The Exorcist" that Father Damien fell down.
...in a litter box.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatethat is a good question, cuz it does feel good to just pee freely
When was the last time you pee'd outside?
I got caught taking a whiz on a Hwy Exit Ramp. I was well hidden behind the truck, but, this couple, apparently jogging, popped out of the woods while I'm in mid stream. All I could do was give a friendly wave, this was an emergency after all.
Where's the wierdest place you've whipped it out?
While ...[text shortened]... icant accomplishment), and, perhaps my oddest an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile at a county fair.