Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... but you will look like a nerd, wear glasses, and not be very good at sports.

i wish i could jump higher than a tall building.

granted, but the landing will kill you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Originally posted by Alcra
granted, but the landing will kill you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but only in the bathtub.

I wish time would slow down.

Originally posted by 7ate9
(buildings can't jump)

granted... but you're scared of the water.

i wish i could spin around without getting dizzy.

Granted, but you'll be dizzy when your not spinning.

I wish Carmen Electra would pay me a late night 'visit'.

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... but she's an undercover coming to arrest you.

i wish i didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you are ever restless and figity.


I wish I had a new and better paying job that I love.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but you are ever restless and figity.


I wish I had a new and better paying job that I love.

Granted, but your job is to give buttcrack heat to fat men on a daily basis.

I wish I could prove what religion was right.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but your job is to give buttcrack heat to fat men on a daily basis.

I wish I could prove what religion was right.

Granted, but still no one will believe your proof.


I wish we could all just get along.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but still no one will believe your proof.


I wish we could all just get along.

Granted,but now we are all toghether in a Turkish prison.
I wish I wasn't in a Turkish prison with all these"friendly"guys.

I wish I wasn't in a Turkish prison with all these"friendly"guys.

Granted - you're in Guantanamo with them

I wish I had a million dollars to spend.

Originally posted by Mavid Danheim
Granted - you're in Guantanamo with them

I wish I had a million dollars to spend.

Granted, but you have to spend it on David Hasselhoff merchandise.

I wish I knew if there was life somewhere else in the universe.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you have to spend it on David Hasselhoff merchandise.

I wish I knew if there was life somewhere else in the universe.

Granted

Unfortunately they are your in-laws.

I wish I could have a Jaguar XJS

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

Unfortunately they are your in-laws.

I wish I could have a Jaguar XJS

ok, but you get ran over with it.

I wish I had an ear.

Originally posted by mattwyrick
ok, but you get ran over with it.

I wish I had an ear.

Granted

But you can only hear music by the boy band Menudo

I wish Matt had two ears.