Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by 7ate9
you are... but now your overcome with guilt.

i wish pigs could fly.

Granted,the pigs have diarrhea
I wish we didn't have flying pig dookie everywhere.

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... but the world gets nuked to dust.

i wish i could teach a cat to fetch a stick.

Granted( I actually have a cat that does that)
but he thinks he is a dog
I wish my dog wasnt a cat

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted( I actually have a cat that does that)
but he thinks he is a dog
I wish my dog wasnt a cat

Granted. Your dog's a fish.

I wish for 24 hours I could say whatever I want without repercussions.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted. Your dog's a fish.

I wish for 24 hours I could say whatever I want without repercussions.

granted,you have Laryngitis
I wish I wasn't so charming,with women all over me.

Originally posted by aspviper666
granted,you have Laryngitis
I wish I wasn't so charming,with women all over me.

granted. youre a liar. lol
i wish you werent married. wait dont grant that...
Edit: i wish that when i wished for large amounts of money on my birthdays, that those wishes came true.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
granted. youre a liar. lol
i wish you werent married. wait dont grant that...
Edit: i wish that when i wished for large amounts of money on my birthdays, that those wishes came true.

Granted. although your that old you cant blow out the candles on your cake. therefore no wishes is granted on your birthday.

I wish that i had my dream job

Originally posted by rockie
Granted. although your that old you cant blow out the candles on your cake. therefore no wishes is granted on your birthday.

I wish that i had my dream job

Granted,you are a lingerie fitter for supermodels.
I wish I had your job.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,you are a lingerie fitter for supermodels.
I wish I had your job.

Granted, but you're too gay to want anything to do with the supermodels.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,you are a lingerie fitter for supermodels.
I wish I had your job.

Granted but you are gay

I wish i could see the world

Originally posted by rockie
Granted but you are gay

I wish i could see the world

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you're too gay to want anything to do with the supermodels.

Granted,but the world ignores you.
I wish I wasnt gay. 😕

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,but the world ignores you.
I wish I wasnt gay. 😕

Granted there is no woman in the whole universe

I wish is had a magic lamp, so that if anyone corrupts my wish i can get revenge 😛

Originally posted by rockie
Granted there is no woman in the whole universe

I wish is had a magic lamp, so that if anyone corrupts my wish i can get revenge 😛

Granted,but it also negates your wish.
I wish I was as cool as Red Night.

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... but it's in your own mind.

i wish life was sweeter

I grant that wish, men are on their way to your house to pack up your possesions and move you to your new residence.

The playboy mansion. Your new job is to be the tanning lotion supervisor, your salary will twice whatever it is know. All the bunnies have been ordered to pretend all you jokes are funny. Hugh will take a liking to you and make you his heir apparent.

After two months on the job however, you will contract a violent silicon allergy.




I wish I was a lightbulb.