Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But you can only hear music by the boy band Menudo

I wish Matt had two ears.

Granted,he has 2 ears of corn listening to Menudo.
I wish our boys would leave Iraq.
(please don't corrupt this wish 🙂 )

Originally posted by aspviper666
Granted,he has 2 ears of corn listening to Menudo.
I wish our boys would leave Iraq.
(please don't corrupt this wish 🙂 )

Looks like everyone is going to honor that request. But you have to make a new wish, or youve killed the thread

Originally posted by Bobla45
Looks like everyone is going to honor that request. But you have to make a new wish, or youve killed the thread

Good call
I wish I wasn't so Goddamed handsome.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Good call
I wish I wasn't so Goddamed handsome.

Granted

But now you're so Goddamned pretty!

I wish Matt would take aspviper to the prom

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But you can only hear music by the boy band Menudo

I wish Matt had two ears.

I will skip over the previous wish and honour it...


So...


Granted, but in addition to hearing Menudo in one ear, he hears Randy Travis in the other.

I still wish that Princess Suzianne would talk to me.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
I will skip over the previous wish and honour it...


So...


Granted, but in addition to hearing Menudo in one ear, he hears Randy Travis in the other.

I still wish that Princess Suzianne would talk to me.

Granted

But she'll nag the hell out of you. ("Why don't you get a decent job!?" "Why don't you bathe more often?!" "When are you going to stop drinking so much?!"

I wish KnightWulfe would buy me a case of ale

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But she'll nag the hell out of you. ("Why don't you get a decent job!?" "Why don't you bathe more often?!" "When are you going to stop drinking so much?!"

I wish KnightWulfe would buy me a case of ale

Granted, but the ale is at my house.

I wish the management I work for had a clue.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but the ale is at my house.

I wish the management I work for had a clue.

Granted. You're fired.

I wish a video store would open up near my house.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Granted. You're fired.

I wish a video store would open up near my house.

Granted, but the person who runs it hasn't bathed in five years and only carries Woody Allen movies...


I wish I was a rock star...!

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... but you'll spend your life looking in the mirror.

i wish i cared about my chess rating.

granted, but it will now sink lower, i wish i could have a nephew that was SEEN NOT HEARD

Originally posted by 7ate9
granted... but only a deaf cat will see me.

i wish i didn't care.

granted, but now you have no memory, i wish i'd stop wishing

Originally posted by chess player 323
granted, but now you have no memory, i wish i'd stop wishing

Granted but now you are as dumb as a box of rocks.


I wish I had more wishes.

Originally posted by KJCavalier
I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but that's all you can ever wish for.

I wish that smurfs are real.