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damn got here a little too late

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Originally posted by Starrman
*Starrman got it last night, shortly after it was put up, so blows a 😛 at Crowley*
That's just wrong dude.


Oh wait....
Sorry, my raging homophobia kicked in there a little too quickly.
Thought you were blowing me a kiss.

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what the hell is countdown doing on page 2???????????? 😠

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Originally posted by wucky3
what the hell is countdown doing on page 2???????????? 😠
Bumped again, this is not good people. Page 2 is for losers. 😀

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Originally posted by Alcra
Bumped again, this is not good people. Page 2 is for losers. 😀
from last on page on!

Come on richard! or at least get carol to do something

David

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errr just to maintain our page 1 status

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**expells some of his spare nitrous oxide at richard in the hopes of waking him up**

MÅ¥HÅRM

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w a r m e r for six

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Uretha (or my bro as I call him) doesn't seem to know the rules!

I shall educate him.......

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DoDooDoDooDoDooDidiDummmmDiDiDiDummmmmmmmmm

Hello, sorry to keep you all in suspenders, err suspense again. *Richard tuts to himself, shakes head and thinks, I really must stop doing that*

Wucky, chris, Starrman, The Plumber, Mayharm, alcra, demonseed and marcusr all got TRANSPORT. Let’s see if they are right…

*** T O R N S T R A P ***

*** T R A N S P O R T ***

Well done. *Audience claps. And wheezes.* *Contestants all take the applause graciously* *wucky stands up and blows kisses*

And after all that excitement, we have a clear winner. And the table looks like this…

Mayharm 53
Marcusr 52
demonseed 52
The Plumber 50
Starrman 43
Alcra 43
Chris 42
wucky3 25
Freddie 24
Favs 23
Jacko 17
Mat 10
KingThrone 10
Crowley 10
Darvlay 8
GalaxyShield 7

So Mayharm is our new champion. Our list of winners coming into the historic 5th game is: Marcusr, Chris, Freddie and Mayharm. *Carol appraises the four champions, as she ponders the mathematics of 4 + 1*

Honorary mention to Uretha who wins the brilliancy prize for WARMER for 6. Round of applause please everyone. *Half hearted clapping rings out as confused muttering floats through the audience*

Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be able to continue hosting Countdown after the ground breaking 5th game, as I’ve been offered a job hosting Scrapheap Challenge. Well, I think that’s what it is. I do remember the producer mentioning something about the scrapheap anyway. We’ll see, but make sure you don’t miss a minute of this extra special, surprise 5th game.

Which is coming up, right after these…

R

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
[b]DoDooDoDooDoDooDidiDummmmDiDiDiDummmmmmmmmm

Hello, sorry to keep you all in suspenders, err suspense again. *Richard tuts to himself, shakes head and thinks, I really must stop doing that*

Wucky, chris, Starrman, The Plumber, Mayharm, alcra, demonseed and marcusr all got TRANSPORT. Let’s see if they are right…

*** T O R N S T R A P ***

...[text shortened]... inute of this extra special, surprise 5th game.

Which is coming up, right after these…

R
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"Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be able to continue hosting Countdown after the ground breaking 5th game"

your kidding right??

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COUNTDOWN MUST STAY!!!!!

petition starts here...

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
[b]DoDooDoDooDoDooDidiDummmmDiDiDiDummmmmmmmmm

Hello, sorry to keep you all in suspenders, err suspense again. *Richard tuts to himself, shakes head and thinks, I really must stop doing that*

Wucky, chris, Starrman, The Plumber, Mayharm, alcra, demonseed and marcusr all got TRANSPORT. Let’s see if they are right…

*** T O R N S T R A P ***

...[text shortened]... inute of this extra special, surprise 5th game.

Which is coming up, right after these…

R
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**Raises clasped tentacles in a mild-mannered, book-clerkish display of victory**

Cant wait for the next one...no seriously, cant wait, START IT NOW! 😀

MÅ¥HÅRM

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Originally posted by Mayharm
**Raises clasped tentacles in a mild-mannered, book-clerkish display of victory**

Cant wait for the next one...no seriously, cant wait, START IT NOW! 😀

MÅ¥HÅRM
* alcra hides his head in embarassment after misreading "tentacles". The "n" seemed to transmute into an "s".

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*Cut to Richard looking more than pleased with himself*

Hello, and welcome to this special edition of Countdown. I’m your host Richard Whiteley, assisted by the fantastic Carol Vorderman. Hello Richard, you’re looking mighty pleased with yourself. Yes Carol, I am indeed, due to this sensational episode of Countdown, made possible only through the magic of RHP forums. Along with our normal contestants, we have two extra special contestants.

*Buzz of excitement washes over audience. Accompanied by strong ammoniac smell*

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce a man who needs no introducing, the man who gets more groans than most pornstars, the one, the only… THE Richard ‘Twice Nightly’ Whiteley. *Cut to Richard looking slightly uncomfortable behind contestants desk. Fixes papers nervously.*

And now may I introduce you to our second special guest contestant. She’s been around for years, but remains an icon of desire for countless students around the country. She’s world famous for her two assets, no not her brains and her beauty… (http://www.brainybeauty.freeserve.co.uk/carol/gq/pics/gq01.html). May I introduce GQ magazine’s favourite celebrity, Carol ‘The Thinking man’s Crumpet’ Vordermann.

*Carol doesn’t look too happy behind contestants desk either. Squirms as she tries to show leg*

So, now the challenge is set for all the contestants. Can you outplay the king of letters and the queen of numbers? The champion of Game 5 doesn’t walk out of here empty handed. To celebrate this unique occasion, the winner will receive the fantastic Countdown Prize Pack, containing a copy of the official Countdown Dictionary, a Countdown Wall Clock, and Countdown pencil. *Richard winks to show there won’t be any Countdown Prize Pack for the winner*

And now, straight into Game 5, Round 1

And the letters are…

*** L N F C K E I O T ***

There’s 9 in the frame, lets get on with the game.

R

PM me the word. 1 point per letter awarded to the person(s) with the longest word. 18 points awarded for 9 letter words. Dictionaries are allowed. Software of any sort that can be used for solving games isn't.

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