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@the-gravedigger said
Goad once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
He liked to bark jokes in Spanish, his favorite being,

Socorro, me ha picado una víbora!
Cobra?
No, gratis.

Translated:

Help, I’ve been bitten by a snake!
A cobra?
No, free.

(The joke is that the noun cobra, the type of snake which has the same name in English, is a homonym of the third-person singular form of the verb cobrar, which means “to charge” (as in to charge money.)

So when the second person in the dialogue tries to guess the type of snake – “¿Cobra?” – he could also be asking “does he charge”, as in “did the snake charge you for the bite?”. So the bite victim replies that no, the bite was free).

Dogs crack me up.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
He liked to bark jokes in Spanish, his favorite being,

Socorro, me ha picado una víbora!
Cobra?
No, gratis.

Translated:

Help, I’ve been bitten by a snake!
A cobra?
No, free.

(The joke is that the noun cobra, the type of snake which has the same name in English, is a homonym of the third-person singular form of the verb cobrar, which means “to charge” ( ...[text shortened]... rge you for the bite?”. So the bite victim replies that no, the bite was free).

Dogs crack me up.
Did you put all that in the wrong thread? 😛 😉

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
He liked to bark jokes in Spanish, his favorite being,

Socorro, me ha picado una víbora!
Cobra?
No, gratis.

Translated:

Help, I’ve been bitten by a snake!
A cobra?
No, free.

(The joke is that the noun cobra, the type of snake which has the same name in English, is a homonym of the third-person singular form of the verb cobrar, which means “to charge” ( ...[text shortened]... rge you for the bite?”. So the bite victim replies that no, the bite was free).

Dogs crack me up.
What does a fish do?
Nada


@ghost-of-a-duke said
He liked to bark jokes in Spanish, his favorite being,

Socorro, me ha picado una víbora!
Cobra?
No, gratis.

Translated:

Help, I’ve been bitten by a snake!
A cobra?
No, free.

(The joke is that the noun cobra, the type of snake which has the same name in English, is a homonym of the third-person singular form of the verb cobrar, which means “to charge” ( ...[text shortened]... rge you for the bite?”. So the bite victim replies that no, the bite was free).

Dogs crack me up.
What does a fish do?
Nada


@trev33 said
What does a fish do?
Nada
Swims!~ 😉

-VR


I was once bitten by a rattle snake.
After 5 days of writhing around in excruciating agony, the snake died.


@the-gravedigger said
I was once bitten by a rattle snake.
After 5 days of writhing around in excruciating agony, the snake died.
LOL...I bet that is a true story too!!! 😉 😛

-VR


@Very-Rusty
What is funny is you don't know humor when you see it. If it has to be explained......


@sonhouse said
@Very-Rusty
What is funny is you don't know humor when you see it. If it has to be explained......
Give it a rest sonhouse it gets old very quickly!!!!

-VR


@divegeester

well if you're quoting Hemingway it's "A Movable Feast" , , but let's get past that and move on..!


@very-rusty said
Give it a rest sonhouse it gets old very quickly!!!!

-VR
So do you, apparently.


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Well done Ernest Jr.


@great-big-stees said
That thumbs down did not originate from “moi”, but you lie like a cheap rug.😲
I'll claim the thumbs down at hoh rather I did or not! 😉

-VR


I like hakima, drewnogal, Torunn, Great Big Stees, Ghost of a Duke, moonbus, Kewpie and probably some I have plain forgotten.

And for all is valid: There is noone (including my younger self) with whom's posts I am entirely happy each and every time.