Roving bands of feral Bichon Frise's have been spotted in North Hollywood, terroizing the locals. The Red Tree squirell population native to the area have been almost driven extinct by these vicious animals. Children are being kept indoors while authorities set traps to capture these dogs which apparently escaped and seveal mating pairs got together and started reproducing. It only took one generation for these extremely dangerous animals to turn feral. Chickens, pet cats and even local bobcats have been found brutilized by these beasts.
Anyone spotting the animals should not, repeat NOT approach, if you have cell phones, immediately call 911 and the cell phone will give the GPS address to allow local animal control specialists to deal with the situation. NEVER approach them, they rove in groups and have been known to trap unwary individuals in cul de sacs! BE WARNED.
Originally posted by UbersuckThat sounds vaguely familiar. W.C.Fields?
The Bichon Frise is a close relative of the North American Gray Timberwolf, so I'm not suprised. I was attacked once by a pack of them, had to carve my way through a wall of flesh with my trusty assegai. Many people were killed.
