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Death by omelete

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I am convinced the wife is trying to kill me. I mean who puts alfalfa sprouts in an omelete anyway. 😠

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Apparently, Lorena Bobbitt did.

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Originally posted by Dudermooner
I am convinced the wife is trying to kill me. I mean who puts alfalfa sprouts in an omelete anyway. 😠
She's mean!
The other day my girl gave me some lettuce... 😞
"I'm not a cricket ya know!!!" But I kept calm and eat it up... 😞

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Originally posted by Palynka
Apparently, Lorena Bobbitt did.
Thank you. My suspicions are now confirmed. 😠
Two can play at that game. Maybe I should put a little bleach in her hair spray. 😏😛

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Originally posted by Dudermooner
Maybe I should put a little bleach in her hair spray. 😏😛
Can you heard that sound? Knives are being sharpened.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
She's mean!
The other day my girl gave me some lettuce... 😞
"I'm not a cricket ya know!!!" But I kept calm and eat it up... 😞
It was truly horrible. There I was all unsuspecting like then BAM! little green sprouts in my omelete. 😠 I'm off to McDonalds for a bacon and egger.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Can you heard that sound? Knives are being sharpened.
Well you just can't go messing with a mans food. Especially not his breakfast! I'm not sticking around for lunch. Will probably try and get me to eat carrot sticks and celerey or some crazy thing.

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Originally posted by Dudermooner
I am convinced the wife is trying to kill me. I mean who puts alfalfa sprouts in an omelete anyway. 😠
Alfalfa translates as "King of kings". Sprouts are superfoods, and one of the best things you could eat. Not sure about in an omelette though.

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Originally posted by Dudermooner
Well you just can't go messing with a mans food. Especially not his breakfast! I'm not sticking around for lunch. Will probably try and get me to eat carrot sticks and celerey or some crazy thing.
That would be too much! But sadly it is quite possible!
So run for it!!!

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Alfalfa translates as "King of kings". Sprouts are superfoods, and one of the best things you could eat. Not sure about in an omelette though.

D
I'm a simple man. With simple pleasures. Sprouts are not included in any of my pleasures.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
That would be too much! But sadly it is quite possible!
So run for it!!!
I'm way ahead of her. I'm firing up the BBQ and making a huge mess in the kitchen while making some nice big juicy hamburgers for lunch. 😏

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Originally posted by Dudermooner
I'm way ahead of her. I'm firing up the BBQ and making a huge mess in the kitchen while making some nice big juicy hamburgers for lunch. 😏
Perfect time for an "accident" to happen and the rest of the sprouts burn like the heathen things they are.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Perfect time for an "accident" to happen and the rest of the sprouts burn like the heathen things they are.
Would you believe the darn dog won't even eat them. There is something seriously wrong with it if the dog won't eat it. It's a murder plot I swear!

I'll be sure to load her burger up full of death inspiring sprouts though. 😏

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Alfalfa translates as "King of kings". Sprouts are superfoods, and one of the best things you could eat. Not sure about in an omelette though.

D
I agree. I love alfalfa sprouts, but I definitely wouldn't put them in an omelette. Wrong texture.

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LOL! Should have seen her face when I presented a full on sprout burger to her at lunch time! Fully loaded without the patty. NOw if you'll excuse me I have bits of rolling pin I need to pick out of my skull. :'(


But so worth it!
😏