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I find myself asking that to every person in their mid-thirties I've ever met after 10:30pm. What the hell is wrong with people's hygiene these days? 😕

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Originally posted by PBE6
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it was somewhat bland, no flavor at all. 😠

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Geez, you guys are fast. I make one little tiny, itty-bitty complete revamp of my original post, and you guys jump all over it!

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Originally posted by PBE6
I find myself asking that to every person in their mid-thirties I've ever met after 10:30pm. What the hell is wrong with people's hygiene these days? 😕
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This is what I'm talking about! Can't that be considered poor sportsmanship? I would think that playing an opponent that's making your face melt with his nose-breath would put one at a serious disadvantage.

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Yeah, the standard pose is about 4 inches from your nose with their spittle dial set to "sleet".

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But my question is, if their mouth smells that bad what kind of colon-rot is coming out the other end? Aren't sewage treatment plants not designed to handle hazardous waste?

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I can't smell my own breath. I can't get my nose close enough to my mouth.

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I generally have bad breath (smoke, drink, eat wrong foods) however, I recognise this, and I chew Extra peppermint chewing gum

There's nothing worse than going into a meeting, or having a chat with someone and smelling fart-breath....with the exception of maybe cancer or running out of fags

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