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It is 30 years since Dildo's ruled the world.

How have Dildo's made your life a better place?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It is 30 years since Dildo's ruled the world.

How have Dildo's made your life a better place?
😏

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay,
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today,
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad,
it's not so bad and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

Push the door, I'm home at last
and I'm soaking through and through
Then you hand me a towel
and all I see is you
And even if my house falls down,
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It is 30 years since Dildo's ruled the world.

How have Dildo's made your life a better place?
Yeh, I get to watch the sport on TV

πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by reader1107
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Makin' the scene with a magazine, heh reader?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It is 30 years since Dildo's ruled the world.

How have Dildo's made your life a better place?
http://bananabunker.com/

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Originally posted by badmoon
Makin' the scene with a magazine, heh reader?
Magazines don't expect you to get up and make them pancakes πŸ˜‰