Dirty secrets

PBE6

Bananarama

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20 Jan 05

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

20 Jan 05

I'm experimenting with diction. My mom almost had a heart attack when she walked in on me and some friends inking our pens.

God, I feel so free! Thanks for listening, everybody.

Anyone else have a dirty secret?

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

20 Jan 05

I like the smell of my own underwear.

THERE, I said it!

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Jan 05

I have a statue of James Cagney that I worship every night.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
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20 Jan 05

Maybe this isn't the right time to share, but if not now then when?

I like to punch myself out while fantasizing to "The Sound of Music" with Julie Andrews.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by darvlay
I like the smell of my own underwear.

THERE, I said it!

I also like the smell of darvlay's underwear. I'll pay a pretty penny for a pair of his pantaloons.

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

20 Jan 05

1 edit

I'd like to add to this discussion, but I feel I may be shunned from the RHP community forever...

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by Starrman
I'd like to add to this discussion, but I feel I may be shunned from the RHP community forever...

If I can admit my James Cagney statuette worship fetish (Did I mention I wear socks on my hands when I have to touch the statue as I am unworthy?) you can admit to whatever you do.

Also Darvey's underwear is the new cocaine.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Also Darvey's underwear is the new cocaine.

And it comes without the guilty feelings the next morning!

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
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20 Jan 05

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
If I can admit my James Cagney statuette worship fetish (Did I mention I wear socks on my hands when I have to touch the statue as I am unworthy?) you can admit to whatever you do.

Also Darvey's underwear is the new cocaine.

Just out of curiosity, does your James Cagney statuette look like a bronze walnut?

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by PBE6
Just out of curiosity, does your James Cagney statuette look like a bronze walnut?

Only when you squint.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by Starrman
I'd like to add to this discussion, but I feel I may be shunned from the RHP community forever...

C'mon Starrman, spill it. It's easy - watch:

I share finger foods after going to the bathroom without washing my hands.

See? Nothing to it. What's your dirty secret?

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

20 Jan 05

I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by Starrman
I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...

Don't ever talk to me again. 😠

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

20 Jan 05

Originally posted by darvlay
Don't ever talk to me again. 😠

See, I knew it! Amnesty is dead. A whole bottle of Jack Daniels can do terrible involuntary things to a man... I shall now crawl away and hide🙁

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Jan 05

1 edit

Originally posted by Starrman
I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...

See now that's just wrong.

Edit: Although I have my own drunken incident. As far as I recall I'd imbiled about 10 beers and half a bottle of very cheap vodka. Then I staggered home (after a bout of embarrassing confessions with friends) up the stairs and reached the safety of my bed just in time to throw up all over it. I still can't even think about vodka without feeling sick.