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Originally posted by Starrman
I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...
Was she into it?

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No, but she was actually very nice about it, she didn't even shame me in public very much. Well, when I say very much... I... hey... is this turning into a thread publicly airing my darkest moments? I don't need this sort of therapy! You're all quacks, find me a real doctor!

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Don't ever talk to me again.😠

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Don't worry Starrman you can still talk to me. But no throwing up in my mouth. I'm not into that kind of thing.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...
UGH!!!
😳

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I've been running around RHP HQ with no pants on for two weeks and no one has even noticed..
🙁

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Originally posted by Starrman
I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...
Well look on the bright side, at least you can say you wined and dined her.

; D

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
I've been running around RHP HQ with no pants on for two weeks and no one has even noticed..
Are you still here? Off with you you pantless imp you! 😛

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My sister makes me smell her feet. *hangs head in humiliation😳

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Originally posted by Saint Nick


I've been running around RHP HQ with no pants on for two weeks and no one has even noticed..
🙁
That is just sad......

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Originally posted by Starrman
I once threw up in a girl's mouth mid-kiss...
I was going to trump everyone with one of my dirty stories.

Alas, there is no way on earth or in heaven (and presumably hell) that I can top this one!

Well done!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
My sister makes me smell her feet. *hangs head in humiliation😳
That's the spirit! Now, who else has a dirty secret? Let it out, and let the love back in.

For example, I crippled my neighbour's rotweiler with a shovel because it wouldn't come when called. The next tree it pees on better have a ramp...

Everybody! Who else has a secret?

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But I cuddle my little puppy-wuppy and kiss her goodnight and rub her belly every chance I get!

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I would, but based on my first attempt, I'm somewhat hesitant about trying again 🙂

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was going to trump everyone with one of my dirty stories.

Alas, there is no way on earth or in heaven (and presumably hell) that I can top this one!

Well done!
What was your dirty trump card, shavixmir? The queen of trollops? The jack of AIDS?

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