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Originally posted by Starrman
...and I now avoid alcohol at all costs 😳🙂😛🙄
Jesus - that's drastic!

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Originally posted by thire
@Ragnorak:
didn't understand that one - althought I speak German... - perhaps because I'm drunk? 😉
th
Some people have a penchant for 'dirty' things (dunno how to refer to them, fetishes?). Puking, other bodily 'products'.

'Jetzt essen der shei*e' is a line from Southpark the movie, referring to a dirty durtay video of Cartman's mom.

: D

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okay, got it...
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It seems as though everybody has a puke story, or will one day, so here's mine:

I was in a crowded bar with this girl I had recently met and to whom I had taken a liking. I drank far too much beer though, amongst other things... and we were sitting at a table, there were some other people there too, I think. After much deliberation I decided that I could keep it in no longer, and headed for the nearest toilet. The bar was really crowded, and people were blocking my way, moving slowly, shuffling around, it was impossible. So, in that crowded bar, surrounded by about a hundred people, I vomited into the sleeve of my jersey. Then I made it to the toilet and ditched the jersey, went back to the girl who hadn't seen me puke(!) and we enjoyed our first kiss about two minutes later.

The moral of the story is that dumb hippy sluts will like you just because you have long hair, even though your breath smells of vomit, and that dumb hippy sluts will inevitably break your heart three weeks later and they smell.

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I am in love with Ann Coulter.

Deal with it as you will.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
I am in love with Ann Coulter.

Deal with it as you will.
Dude, that's worse than mine!!! 🙂

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