I got drunk and hit on transvestite hookers in San Francisco once. They got me to whip out the goods on the street (3 am, no one around but me and them) laughed at my goods and then stole my cell phone.
I had a date with a Mexican girl the next day I had met in a bookstore. She had the most incredible body...you cannot imagine how gorgeous this girl was. I had her number on my cell phone. I never saw her again.
I don't think even that trumps the vomit story though.
Not a personal confession--but it has an even higher disgustingness coefficient than the Starrman story.
My dad once recounted how, on a train in Ireland, he saw a drunk guy staggering around with a pint of guinness in his hand, from which he was taking the occasional awkward sip (the drunk guy, not my dad)
Then the drunk guy vomited into his glass.
The, a few moments later, the drunk guy recovered this composure...and started sipping from the glass again...
We caused the untimely death of a hamster . We got John Larenson to lick it's nuts for $5 (we were in 5th grade , and $5 really meant something then) . Two days later the hamster was dead in it's cage , with it's head stuck in the wheel . We think he hanged himself from the shame .
Still , nothing can top the technicolor yawn while kissing . That is brutal dude . And if she didn't publicly humiliate you after that , you should marry her !
Originally posted by Moldy CrowUnfortunately I appear to have ended up shaming her for her lack of backbone. Long story and not one of my proudest moments. I remain ashamed and I now avoid alcohol at all costs 😳🙂😛🙄
We caused the untimely death of a hamster . We got John Larenson to lick it's nuts for $5 (we were in 5th grade , and $5 really meant something then) . Two days later the hamster was dead in it's cage , with it's head stuck in the wheel . We think he hanged himself from the shame .
Still , nothing can top the technicolor yawn while kissing . That is brutal dude . And if she didn't publicly humiliate you after that , you should marry her !
3 months ago i got so drunk i ran as fast as i can into a tree and nocked my self out cold. the problem is it's not a secert i did it in front of hundred people. then that mourning i woke up in some girls bed without my pants on and had to run home without them. college what good times.
still can't beat the puke in the mouth.
Originally posted by pkingjacqueslol too funny... 😀 not for you 😉
3 months ago i got so drunk i ran as fast as i can into a tree and nocked my self out cold. the problem is it's not a secert i did it in front of hundred people. then that mourning i woke up in some girls bed without my pants on and had to run home without them. college what good times.
still can't beat the puke in the mouth.
@Ragnorak:
didn't understand that one - althought I speak German... - perhaps because I'm drunk? 😉
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