Disturbers of our Harmony

Originally posted by Red Night
Happiness cannot come from without. It must come from within a bottle.

Fixed 😛

Originally posted by cadwah
Fixed 😛

I understand that you and Big Country are trying to be funny and clever.

And I get the humor. 😀

Here is my favorite joke about binge drinking:

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

But the truth remains that if you seek happiness inside a bottle all you will find is an empty bottle.

Originally posted by Red Night
I understand that you and Big Country are trying to be funny and clever.

And I get the humor. 😀

Here is my favorite joke about binge drinking:

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

But the truth remains that if you seek happiness inside a bottle all you will find is an empty bottle.

I have a drinking problem, two hands and one mouth.

Originally posted by cadwah
I have a drinking problem, two hands and one mouth.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Originally posted by cadwah
I have a drinking problem, two hands and one mouth.

When someone has a drinking problem, they are usually the last one to admit they have a problem. Before that, they do not have the problem, everyone else has the problem.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
When someone has a drinking problem, they are usually the last one to admit they have a problem. Before that, they do not have the problem, everyone else has the problem.

Our classification of 'drinking problem' would probably differ somewhat I suspect.

Originally posted by Red Night
I understand that you and Big Country are trying to be funny and clever.

And I get the humor. 😀

Here is my favorite joke about binge drinking:

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

But the truth remains that if you seek happiness inside a bottle all you will find is an empty bottle.

incorrect again!
when well prepared, an empty bottle is never found...
only another bottle, and if you want to get into a more serious discussion about how the 21 year old restriction on alcohol consumption is an impediment to the pursuit of happiness for those of us ages 18-21, then start a new thread. that restriction is entirely unconstitutional.

otherwise, I propose a field test. you find the bottom of a fifth of jack daniels and then truthfully tell me you are unhappy. Bet you can't do it.

Originally posted by cadwah
Our classification of 'drinking problem' would probably differ somewhat I suspect.

thinking there is such a thing as a "problem" is the first step towards leaving the best years of your life.

Originally posted by Big Orange Country
incorrect again!
when well prepared, an empty bottle is never found...
only another bottle, and if you want to get into a more serious discussion about how the 21 year old restriction on alcohol consumption is an impediment to the pursuit of happiness for those of us ages 18-21, then start a new thread. that restriction is entirely unconstitutio ...[text shortened]... om of a fifth of jack daniels and then truthfully tell me you are unhappy. Bet you can't do it.

Sorry, typically Uk question here but how much JD is in a fifth?

I get the sneaking suspicion I may be truthfully unhappy at the answer to this 😛

Originally posted by cadwah
Sorry, typically Uk question here but how much JD is in a fifth?

I get the sneaking suspicion I may be truthfully unhappy at the answer to this 😛

id have to go to the store to get the exact litre-age.
but let's suffice it to say that IMO its enough to knock any seasoned drinker on his ass for a weekend and any lightweight into the ICU or worse.
If i'm not mistaken, it's the biggest size they offer short of a barrel straight from Lynchwood.

Edit: ok its 750 mL, or for us americans its just a fifth of a gallon. which is a lot, considering that is 128 oz, and one oz = one can of beer. its enough to make for the best weekend of your life. 😀

Originally posted by Big Orange Country
id have to go to the store to get the exact litre-age.
but let's suffice it to say that IMO its enough to knock any seasoned drinker on his ass for a weekend and any lightweight into the ICU or worse.
If i'm not mistaken, it's the biggest size they offer short of a barrel straight from Lynchwood.

Edit: ok its 750 mL, or for us americans its j ...[text shortened]... 28 oz, and one oz = one can of beer. its enough to make for the best weekend of your life. 😀

Ever try seal poofing?

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Big Orange Country
Edit: ok its 750 mL, or for us americans its just a fifth of a gallon. which is a lot, considering that is 128 oz, and one oz = one can of beer. its enough to make for the best weekend of your life. 😀

Meh...

Originally posted by Red Night
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any fo ...[text shortened]... nt becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it...

It is the duty of said people.
"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.... " Thomas Paine

Originally posted by smw6869
Ever try seal poofing?

GRANNY.

never heard of it. enlighten me. please.

Originally posted by cadwah
Meh...

meh?
why meh?
am I wrong?
128 ozs roughly 42 shots per day which is nearly 2 shots an hour for the entire weekend. and this is assuming you start at midnight friday morning.
let me see... if you got off work at 5 on friday, you can usually expect to start drinking at 6. from 6 friday to midnight on sunday night is 54 hours.
128/54 is 64/27 or somewhere between 2 and 3 shots an hour for the entire weekend. Cheers!