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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
never heard of it. enlighten me. please.
Seal poofing is a term used by white water kayak enthusiasts. You first wait for a heavy rain, then go down to your local Steep Creek, perch yourself on a large bolder, maybe 20 feet above the water, then just nudge yourself off the bolder and land Flat on the water (poof !). Gives you one hell of a rush of adrenalin and makes you love being Alive and will certainly kill you a lot sooner than those mind numbing drugs and booze you like so much. Live life in the fast lane, dude. Poofing's the only way to die.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Seal poofing is a term used by white water kayak enthusiasts. You first wait for a heavy rain, then go down to your local Steep Creek, perch yourself on a large bolder, maybe 20 feet above the water, then just nudge yourself off the bolder and land Flat on the water (poof !). Gives you one hell of a rush of adrenalin and makes you love being Alive and will c ...[text shortened]... e you like so much. Live life in the fast lane, dude. Poofing's the only way to die.

GRANNY.
haha, unless you count alcohol as a mind-numbing drug, I don't use any.
booze and hookah is the only way to go for me! I listed marijuana, cocaine, and heroine earlier just for the point i was making about restrictive government.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
meh?
why meh?
am I wrong?
128 ozs roughly 42 shots per day which is nearly 2 shots an hour for the entire weekend. and this is assuming you start at midnight friday morning.
let me see... if you got off work at 5 on friday, you can usually expect to start drinking at 6. from 6 friday to midnight on sunday night is 54 hours.
128/54 is 64/27 or somewhere between 2 and 3 shots an hour for the entire weekend. Cheers!
Agreed, this would be an awful lot of alcohol
for you

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
haha, unless you count alcohol as a mind-numbing drug, I don't use any.
booze and hookah is the only way to go for me! I listed marijuana, cocaine, and heroine earlier just for the point i was making about restrictive government.
Booze is only good while playing chess, not when poofing.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by caissad4
It is the duty of said people.
"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.... " Thomas Paine
It's just common sense in this crisis.

Thanks for a great contribution to the thread, caissad.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
"You have a drinking problem?"... "Only when I'm broke."

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Originally posted by smw6869
Booze is only good while playing chess, not when poofing.

GRANNY.
although i'm sure it would take a lot of the sting out of poofing.
holy smokes! we should organize a Hammered persons tournament!
rules are as follows:
each player must take one shot of something each move for the first ten moves. then one shot every 5 moves for the next 25 moves, and one shot every ten until the end of the game.
Time controls: 0 days and a 1 day timebank, to maximize game time intoxication.
we would have one round each friday night (so as not to interfere with work) until we have crowned a champion! all games unrated, and of course everyone should be allowed to talk about the moves as they are happening. So long as everyone takes their shots when they are supposed to, it should make for a lot of fun in a bottle.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
incorrect again!
when well prepared, an empty bottle is never found...
only another bottle, and if you want to get into a more serious discussion about how the 21 year old restriction on alcohol consumption is an impediment to the pursuit of happiness for those of us ages 18-21, then start a new thread. that restriction is entirely unconstitutio ...[text shortened]... om of a fifth of jack daniels and then truthfully tell me you are unhappy. Bet you can't do it.
Inebriated, dehydrated, incipient depression? Yes. Happiness? Yes... for a few brief moments of uninhibition. Does it last? Only the brain/bodily damage.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Inebriated, dehydrated, incipient depression? Yes. Happiness? Yes... for a few brief moments of uninhibition. Does it last? Only the brain/bodily damage.
of course it lasts! scroll up read some of my earlier posts. the well prepared drinker never runs out of happiness, for the well prepared has bugeted his paycheck for reserves should an occasion come up in which the bottom to any given bottle is discovered.

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Originally posted by Red Night
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any fo ...[text shortened]... nt becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it...
It all crumbles with the 'self-evident'. 'We hold' means 'we are putting this on you'. That document is an expression of eighteenth-century will-to-power that has become a quasi-religious relic.
Why not simply say 'this constitution is governed by the principle of eudaimonia'?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
them smartened up before it was too late!
Oooops!

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Originally posted by Crowley
Oooops!
Sometimes, it is best not to say anything. 😛

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Originally posted by Crowley
Oooops!
You misspelled Oops!

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
of course it lasts! scroll up read some of my earlier posts. the well prepared drinker never runs out of happiness, for the well prepared has bugeted his paycheck for reserves should an occasion come up in which the bottom to any given bottle is discovered.
Disconnect Alert: Momentary external chemically induced stimulation confused with inner happiness from integrity and tranquility of soul.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It all crumbles with the 'self-evident'. 'We hold' means 'we are putting this on you'. That document is an expression of eighteenth-century will-to-power that has become a quasi-religious relic.
Why not simply say 'this constitution is governed by the principle of eudaimonia'?
Thank you, Bosse, for my new word of the day.