Dr Strangelove is lesbian

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
His double.

Like a gay double?


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Like a gay double?


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Lol, Ok I admit it, hes on vacation and I care for his games. Hes in the bahamas right now.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Like a gay double?


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

no. I am a slouch, but straight.

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
Lol, Ok I admit it, hes on vacation and I care for his games. Hes in the bahamas right now.

They need to invent a new "3" then. 😕

Originally posted by Ice Cold
They need to invent a new "3" then. 😕

Me and 2 Femmes fetales?? 😳

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
Lol, Ok I admit it, hes on vacation and I care for his games. Hes in the bahamas right now.

So which one of you has the crap face? You or your boyfriend?

Just wondering. 😕

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I won't contradict you at all ducky. I'm a lezzer and proud of it. 🙂

Furthermore, I'm open to offers from other likeminded lezzers. 🙂

But not you Crapface.
[so please, no more messages]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Furthermore, I'm open to offers from other likeminded lezzers. 🙂

But not you Crapface.
[so please, no more messages]

Let's talk. 😉

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

I would dial the numbers
Just to listen to your breath
I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death
You don't know how far I'd go
To ease this precious ache
You don't know how much I'd give
Or how much I can take

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Just to reach you

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

Keeping my eyes open
I cannot afford to sleep
Giving away promises
I know that I can't keep
Nothing fills the blackness
That has seeped into my chest
I need you in my blood
I am forsaking all the rest
Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh to reach you

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this
love anyway

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

Originally posted by rbmorris
Let's talk. 😉

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

I would dial the numbers
Just to listen to your breath
I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death
You don't know how far I'd go
To ease this precious ache
You don't know how much I'd give
Or how much I can take

J ...[text shortened]...
Crawl inside, wait by the light
of the moon
Come to my window
I'll be home soon

perv.

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
Lol, Ok I admit it, hes on vacation and I care for his games. Hes in the bahamas right now.

you should use a chess programme, so that you won't lose any of his games and he won't be mad when he comes back.

free tip from a friend. take it!

Originally posted by knightwest
you should use a chess programme, so that you won't lose any of his games and he won't be mad when he comes back.

free tip from a friend. take it!

What that?

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
What that?

Let the computer tell which move to make next, and then make that move on this site.

You won't lose a single game, and the best thing is, no one will ever know...

Originally posted by knightwest
Let the computer tell which move to make next, and then make that move on this site.

You won't lose a single game, and the best thing is, no one will ever know...

Ok, thanx.

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
I alerted you. Actually Carpface is dead. I have inherited his name. And I WILL alert you who think I am gay. He wasn't, and I am not.

I think you are gay as in happy 😛

Originally posted by mikelom
I'm lost! Is there a fight?.... fight fight, quick, gas boys, quick!

Is it a sargent's fight or is a Major invited?? 😛

There is no fighting allowed in the war room!