Originally posted by royalchickenSo now you're advocating child abuse, nice.
Evidently Easter Stupidity manifests itself as an inability to detect sarcasm in your case.
Actually, what am I saying? The only 4-year-old I currently know deserves to be drop-kicked on a regular basis.
Anti-sarcasm shields up. Load stupidity torpedoes.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateIt wouldn't be child abuse. If this kid and I were to come to blows, he'd kick my @rse, easily. He's enormous and hyperactive -- his Easter eggs are probably laced with a potent mixture of steroids and and speed, in a cynical bid by his parents to give him an edge over the other children in Easter egg hunts and whatever the British subject their children to that's analogous to Little League.
So now you're advocating child abuse, nice.
Anti-sarcasm shields up. Load stupidity torpedoes.
Originally posted by royalchickenI had rabbits when I was a child, so I know they lay eggs. Lots of small brown eggs.
Are you suggesting that young children should believe that rabbits lay eggs? Are egg-laying rabbits a feature of intelligent design 'theory'?
The eggs I had for Easter this year were not rabbit eggs. I thought they were just normal eggs, but it turned out they were chocolate chicken eggs: http://home.online.no/~khgott/chicken.jpg
Originally posted by NordlysThe Whale Son didn't die for our sins on a harpoon so that you could celebrate a False Resurrection!
I had rabbits when I was a child, so I know they lay eggs. Lots of small brown eggs.
The eggs I had for Easter this year were not rabbit eggs. I thought they were just normal eggs, but it turned out they were chocolate chicken eggs: http://home.online.no/~khgott/chicken.jpg
Originally posted by royalchickenPerhaps he's really a midget posing as a child or, failing that, is he retarded? Retards and midgets have phenomenal strength, sort of like chips or orangutangs. The only way to fight a midget or a retard is to go for the nuts and throat. This is risky and you might be better off running away, even if you win you lose. Plus, once they get you in that mutant retard strength grip you're screwed.
It wouldn't be child abuse. If this kid and I were to come to blows, he'd kick my @rse, easily. He's enormous and hyperactive -- his Easter eggs are probably laced with a potent mixture of steroids and and speed, in a cynical bid by his parents to give him an edge over the other children in Easter egg hunts and whatever the British subject their children to that's analogous to Little League.
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Originally posted by royalchickenAre you saying Whale Son wasn't surrected and resurrected?? I am shocked! As for the chocolate chicken, it's not my fault that the eggs I bought from a colleague turned out to be from chocolate hens.
The Whale Son didn't die for our sins on a harpoon so that you could celebrate a False Resurrection!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHe's my landlord's kid. I think not 'going for the nuts' is probably an implicit condition of my lease; when last I checked, Cardinal Law didn't have any official power over the City of Westminster.
Perhaps he's really a midget posing as a child or, failing that, is he retarded? Retards and midgets have phenomenal strength, sort of like chips or orangutangs. The only way to fight a midget or a retard is to go for the nuts and throat. This is risky and you might be better off running away, even if you win you lose. Plus, once they get you in that mutant retard strength grip you're screwed.
Originally posted by NordlysI didn't mean to blaspheme through lack of clarity; I'll pent and repent 😳. The Whale Son was surrected and resurrected, but this occurred on Wester, following Bad Friday.
Are you saying Whale Son wasn't surrected and resurrected?? I am shocked! As for the chocolate chicken, it's not my fault that the eggs I bought from a colleague turned out to be from chocolate hens.
I hope your colleague pented and repented as well.
Originally posted by royalchickenIt's all my fault. My use of the word "Easter" was inconsiderate. I am sorry and resorry. 😳
I didn't mean to blaspheme through lack of clarity; I'll pent and repent 😳. The Whale Son was surrected and resurrected, but this occurred on Wester, following Bad Friday.
I hope your colleague pented and repented as well.
I'll talk to my colleague. I'll tell her that her sheep might turn into goats if she doesn't pent and repent.
Originally posted by NordlysI wish you Whalefites would stop pirating every thread with your pro-Whale dogma. Surely the discussion of retarded grocery store clerks is more worthy than Whale blubbering.
It's all my fault. My use of the word "Easter" was inconsiderate. I am sorry and resorry. 😳
I'll talk to my colleague. I'll tell her that her sheep might turn into goats if she doesn't pent and repent.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIt is written in the Book of Whales that we shall tell people about Whale Father, Whale Son, and the Whaly Spirit, and ask them to pent and repent. If there were a Whality Forum, we would do it there, but since there isn't, we have to do it here.
I wish you Whalefites would stop pirating every thread with your pro-Whale dogma. Surely the discussion of retarded grocery store clerks is more worthy than Whale blubbering.
Originally posted by royalchickenPositive proof that rabbits lay lots of eggs.
This is certainly a rec-worthy point. Either it's no longer Easter in your time zone or you're immune to Easter stupidity 🙂.
EDIT Having checked your location, it's at least the former I guess. Were you stupid for Easter this year?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/adramforall/rabbiteggs.jpg
This picture was taken shortly after I spotted a rabbit that had started to lay some eggs. When I approached, the rabbit stopped laying eggs and ran off.
I took the eggs home and placed them in the airing cupboard to wait for them to hatch. Unfortunately the eggs dried out and shrivelled up leading me to realise that rabbit eggs need to be hatched by rabbits, not humans.
P.S. chickenroyal, I was not stupid this Easter and today is Easter Monday in the UK. you ned to recheck your location map as its not working properly!