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Easter brings out the stupid in people.

Easter brings out the stupid in people.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I had an Easter BBQ with some friends yesterday. Early Saturday morning I went out to load up on beer, steaks, corn, potato salad, the works... The local grocery store had opened just a short time before and was starting to fill up with people. I loaded my cart with enough beer and food to feed a large Mexican family for a month and proceeded to th t look on her face.

Happy Easter to all the retarded mooks out there.
You just blew your own cover! That's a stupid story told by an illiterate KID who doesn't know any better. Did you really think that people would believe you???

Now everyone knows that you are not the person you've been pretending to be... You are NOT the owner of a business who hires and fires workers (which is what you tried to portray) You are a stupid kid!
I don't have anything against kids - just stupid ones like yourself.
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Originally posted by arrakis
You just blew your own cover! That's a [b]stupid story told by an illiterate KID who doesn't know any better. Did you really think that people would believe you???

Now everyone knows that you are not the person you've been pretending to be... You are NOT the owner of a business who hires and fires workers (which is what you tried to portray) You are a stupid kid!
I don't have anything against kids - just stupid ones like yourself.
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How is it that a 'stupid, illiterate kid' could produce a short snippet such as this, which, in comparison, makes anything you have ever posted look like monkey hunt-and-peck? That is one smart 'stupid, illiterate kid!' What's that make you?

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being a mook is one thing but retarded just aint funny😠

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Originally posted by arrakis
You just blew your own cover! That's a [b]stupid story told by an illiterate KID who doesn't know any better. Did you really think that people would believe you???

Now everyone knows that you are not the person you've been pretending to be... You are NOT the owner of a business who hires and fires workers (which is what you tried to portray) You are a stupid kid!
I don't have anything against kids - just stupid ones like yourself.
😠[/b]
Oh yeah? Well I thought it was funny. 😞

You've found me out, I'm really 12, enormously fat, ugly, stupid and confined to a wheel chair. I type out my illiterate stories with a stick that I hold in my teeth. Sometimes I cry so hard that puddles form in my fat folds. Thanks for making me cry. :'(

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Originally posted by thecheetah
being a mook is one thing but retarded just aint funny😠
Retard: to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment.
Mook: an ineffectual, foolish, or contemptible person.

Retarded mook = Slow and ineffectual dolt = arrakis.

This is comedy gold.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loaded my cart with enough beer and food to feed a large Mexican family for a month and proceeded to the checkout.
... and you think this is funny? 😠

'Sieg heil' then...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Oh yeah? Well I thought it was funny. 😞

You've found me out, I'm really 12, enormously fat, ugly, stupid and confined to a wheel chair. I type out my illiterate stories with a stick that I hold in my teeth. Sometimes I cry so hard that puddles form in my fat folds. Thanks for making me cry. :'(
Don't pretend to be a human. You have been found out. You are not a kid, you are a KID. A chess opening. Thanks for opening my eyes, arrakis.

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Originally posted by jareyes
... and you think this is funny? 😠
I did.

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Originally posted by jareyes
... and you think this is funny? 😠

'Sieg heil' then...
Alright then make it a Canadian family, a family of beavers, or the Hiltons, whatever...

You people suck the humor out of everything.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't pretend to be a human. You have been found out. You are not a kid, you are a KID. A chess opening. Thanks for opening my eyes, arrakis.
King's Indian Defense? Error-kissed, you're brilliant!

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Originally posted by jareyes
... and you think this is funny? 😠

'Sieg heil' then...
Yeah Hitler was well know for his persecution of Mexicans.


Stupied Cunk!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yeah Hitler was well know for his persecution of Mexicans.


Stupied Cunk!
Should I take you out of your cluelessness?... nah, I'll just sit and wait for you to read some more 🙂

Edit. God loves you!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Alright then make it a Canadian family, a family of beavers, or the Hiltons, whatever...

You people suck the humor out of everything.
These are the same people who fail to see the humor of a dead squirrel, locked in rigor mortis on its back in the middle of the road. Makes you wonder how they get through life, really.

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