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Originally posted by FreakyKBHLife's really one big joke anyway. Laughter's a gift. I laugh all the time and I imagine I'm better off for it.
These are the same people who fail to see the humor of a dead squirrel, locked in rigor mortis on its back in the middle of the road. Makes you wonder how they get through life, really.
Edit: Plus, I've got a new word out of the deal 'Mooktard'.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIn the words of the old Meatloaf song, two out of three ain't bad. I agree that we are better off for laughing, and that laughter is a gift. And while I don't think life is a joke, I do think it's funny sometimes.
Life's really one big joke anyway. Laughter's a gift. I laugh all the time and I imagine I'm better off for it.
Case in point: your experience at the local grocery store. Thanks for the laugh. The few that were unable to laugh are likely either contrarians or they saw themselves in the clerk.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateMahahaha!! That's hilarious 😵
I had an Easter BBQ with some friends yesterday. Early Saturday morning I went out to load up on beer, steaks, corn, potato salad, the works... The local grocery store had opened just a short time before and was starting to fill up with people. I loaded my cart with enough beer and food to feed a large Mexican family for a month and proceeded to th ...[text shortened]... t look on her face.
Happy Easter to all the retarded mooks out there.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'm a dimwit, a bit of a dunce. A stupid person. Chess openings and the use of Rogets thesaurus confuse me. A lot of things go over my head.
I had an Easter BBQ with some friends yesterday. Early Saturday morning I went out to load up on beer, steaks, corn, potato salad, the works... The local grocery store had opened just a short time before and was starting to fill up with people. I loaded my cart with enough beer and food to feed a large Mexican family for a month and proceeded to th ...[text shortened]... t look on her face.
Happy Easter to all the retarded mooks out there.
However it strikes me that the the things that go over my head probably go under the head of that check out girl.
People who are in the comfort zone that much at work should be forced to rectally ingest a garden rake.
That should wake them up a bit!
Originally posted by invigoratePerhaps I'm being too hard on her, afterall, she is a product of the USA school system. Plus, I bet she can run circles around arsekiss.
I'm a dimwit, a bit of a dunce. A stupid person. Chess openings and the use of Rogets thesaurus confuse me. A lot of things go over my head.
However it strikes me that the the things that go over my head probably go under the head of that check out girl.
People who are in the comfort zone that much at work should be forced to rectally ingest a garden rake.
That should wake them up a bit!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSo.... did you notice all this before or after she refused to meet you after work? 😛 A lot of what passes for humour hereabouts seems to involve racial or ethnic slurs. Or faithless whale-baiting 😲
Perhaps I'm being too hard on her, afterall, she is a product of the USA school system. Plus, I bet she can run circles around arsekiss.
Originally posted by widgetI have a confession, I'm her Big Brother (http://www.bbbsa.org/site/pp.asp?c=iuJ3JgO2F&b=14576). I picked her up at one of the local chapter's social gatherings.
So.... did you notice all this before or after she refused to meet you after work? 😛 A lot of what passes for humour hereabouts seems to involve racial or ethnic slurs. Or faithless whale-baiting 😲
All I want to know is what humorless dolt rec'd your post.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateLikely one of those whales, tired of humping through the waves 😀 A matter of faith...
I have a confession, I'm her Big Brother (http://www.bbbsa.org/site/pp.asp?c=iuJ3JgO2F&b=14576). I picked her up at one of the local chapter's social gatherings.
All I want to know is what humorless dolt rec'd your post.
Frankly, Handjob, all kidding aside, there's too much ethnic and racial discrimination in the world already. It may seem trivial but racism exposes the petty mean attitudes at the core of your existence.
😕 Like any insidious and institutionalized harrassment, it takes a conscious effort to break away.
With you as a Big Brother, HJ, the poor girl would be better off as an orphan. When I first read you initial post, I couldn't help wondering what kind of day that poor cashier had had before you came along... Did her budgie die? Her Ma? Did she just discover that her boyfriend got nicked for assaulting her little sister?
I suppose as in anything else, my own opinion comes down to respecting someone who is not afraid to pick on someone their own size? 😳 But maybe that's what you did?
Originally posted by widgetRacism is a joke. Joking about it trivializes it. Race matters not in the least to me. I don't care if you're blue, it doesn't change how I interact with you. Now if you prove yourself to be an stupid git I will treat you accordingly.
Likely one of those whales, tired of humping through the waves 😀 A matter of faith...
Frankly, Handjob, all kidding aside, there's too much ethnic and racial discrimination in the world already. It may seem trivial but racism exposes the petty mean attitudes at the core of your existence.
😕 Like any insidious and institutionalized harrassment, it ...[text shortened]... eone who is not afraid to pick on someone their own size? 😳 But maybe that's what you did?
As far as the young lady is concerned, if she hadn't been acting in such a contemptible fashion I would not have messed with her. She's in a service industry and needs to conduct herself accordingly or find a different job. Afterall, there are plenty of corners for an 18 year old blonde to conduct business on. At least then she's self employed and some people pay extra for that kind of sadistic attitiude.
As for me, I take my licks just like anyone else and I am, in many ways, an easy target. I certainly don't prey on the weak alone. I take particular joy in knocking down those that think they are above the rest of us.... leveling the playing field so to speak.
