Egg on your face

Easter Egg
an unexpected or undocumented feature in forum thread, included as a joke or a bonus.

Doubting an egg

Attempting to duplicate the infamous egg test by applying equal amounts of pressure to it.

Egg buffet

Treaty of Versailles 1919.

See also Squeeze the German lemon until the pips squeak

Egg caught at Silly Mid On

A rather disgusting embarrassment that requires one to leave the field to wash one's hands.

Eggsistentialism

I'm embarrassed, therefore I am.

Eggsford

Ancient place of public humiliation on the edge of Exmoor.

Egg on your thumb

Mistakenly or deliberately thumbing down every post a poster makes because you don't like the person.

Eggsegesis

The humiliating miss-belief that quoting something in its "original Greek" somehow simultaneously makes your argument correct and you an intellectual.

Eggscuse

Failing to respond to a difficult question in a forum debate due to some spurious cosmic energy force

Eggstrordinary

Claiming something you have said is an absolute truth without providing sufficicient evidence

Originally posted by divegeester
Eggstrordinary

Claiming something you have said is an absolute truth without providing sufficicient evidence

See Self-Eggsident

Egg, Sit On My Face And I'll Tell You I Love You

Laugh along with those amused by your embarrassing predicament.

Egg on your wagon

When the wheels on your wagon (argument) have all come off and have been systematically replaced with fried eggs

Ad hominegg

Attempting to deflect attention from your weak-as-wee-wee argument by changing your combatatant's username into something similar which you think is an clever insult.

Groundegg Day

Finding oneself in the never ending cycle of humiliating losing the same argument on the internet, for the same reasons, time after time after time after time...Egg infinitum